Q&A

I know this took a while to get out but this is quite a good one I found on someone else's page and decided to 'borrow' it for a bit. Let the fun begin.

What is your first name: Callum.

2. How old are you: 15, turning 16.

3. What country are you from: Australia.

4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable: I look hideous. Not really but I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm attractive. I am nicely cropped dark brown hair, shimmering blue eyes, toned legs and muscly arms but no tan. And a large 'cough cough'.

5. What do you wish you looked like: As toned as Rainbow Dash but with the bust and ass of Fluttershy. Also Applejack's tan and a bit of a nerdy look despite being toned, large, tanned and sexy!

6. How did you come across My Little Pony: A friend told me about it and we had a bet.

7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why: Is shipping like Appledash. Is that what that is because I don't know.

8. What is your least favorite ship and why: I think I answered this in question seven.

9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP: Yes. Who hasn't?

10. Were they a family member: Yes, and others who aren't family as well.

11. Favorite MLP Episode: Maybe Stop The Bats.

12. Who is your favorite superhero: Captan Jack Sparrow.

13. Who is your favorite anti-hero: Bilbo Baggins.

14. Favorite supervillain: My ex.

15. Favorite anti-villain? ...I don't have one.

16. What was the last book you read: Popped (on FIM)

17. Last movie you watched: Speed.

18. What is your favorite song at the moment: Welcome Home, by Iniquity

19. What song do you always come back to: Welcome Home, by Iniquity. I feel as though I am repeating myself a bit here.

20. What is your current job: Don't have one. Don't want one. Don't need one.

21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future: Army.

22. What is your dream job: Really? Army.

23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement: Not committing suicide.

24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure: My love life.

25. Do you have any pets: Three dogs, no two. One just died just a few days ago. Four chickens(I do not live on a farm), some fish and my brother.

26. What is your dream pet: Rainbow Dash.

27. Do you own any weapons: Do you think I haven't prepared for the zombie apoc already?

28. Is there a gun you really want: All of them.

29. What Religion are you: Jedi. It's a real religion, look it up if you don't believe me.

30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be: Pewdiepie.

31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be: Michael Jackson(cause why not).

32. Are you political: No. Fuck that.

33. Are you married: I'm 15 and live in Australia, take a guess.

34. Do you have a special sonepony: No. And it's 'some' not 'sone' for whoever made these questions.

35. Have a crush on anyone: Yes.

36. Care to explain: Ehhhhhhh, fine. I have liked this girl for about six or seven months now, but she might as well not even know me. I have gotten mixed signals form her loads of times. When I gave her a valentine this year she told me a should of given one to another girl and said it would of been cute. The next day she sat next to me and just looked at me. For about an hour she just stared at me. I have no idea what to do am I'm too much of a pussy to man up and ask her out. I am normally good with relationship things and have helped heaps of my friends out loads of times(female and male) and am often asked for help which I always give and is 95% right. But I just can't figure out what to do with this girl and no one can help me. I am open to advice but be aware I will ignore anyone who just says. "Man up and asked her out." Or anything alone those lines. That is a brief description of my failed love life. If you want to hear more send me a PM and I'll be more than willing to have a discussion with you about it.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive: No. Just no.

38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be: The woman I love or the woman who I have know since she was 2 days old, who I classify as my sister but she doesn't even know I exist.

39. Who is your favorite pony: Luna or Applejack. Followed closely by Rainbow Dash.

40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share: That I'd like to share? No. Will I share them anyway? Yes.
I clop.
I have written a clop story.
I have read many clop stories.
I not only find the human versions attractive but also the ponies.
I don't think I am sane.
I have tried to commit suicide.
My love life is ruined.
I have a fear of almost everything that can or could be dangerous/deadly.
Sometimes I forget to shower in the morning.
I'm not normally happy.
If you want to hear more, go find someone who cares.

41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s): A new story I'm writing which I have yet to think of a name for it.

42. Are you a virgin: I'm 15, live in Australia, think I'm not attractive and watch MLP. No.

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about: Got high off sweets and was worse than Pinkie for about an hour or two.

44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about: Got high off Sweets. I don't regret getting high off sweets(don't ask how I managed to do that. I just did.), but I do regret the things I did while high.

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind: Yes

46. Do you regret saying this fetish: I never said it.

47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories: Diaries of a Madman, The Forgemaster, Popped and Random Acts of Generosity.

48. Favorite Quote:
The Awakening

"A time comes in your life when you finally get it…when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out…ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying and blaming and struggling to hold on. Then, like a child quieting down after a tantrum, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes.

This is your awakening.

You realise it’s time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to magically appear over the next horizon.

You realise that in the real world there aren’t always fairy tale endings, and that any guarantee of “happily ever after” must begin with you…and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance.

You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are…and that’s OK. They are entitled to their own views and opinions.

You learn the importance of loving and championing yourself…and in the process a sense of new found confidence is born of self-approval.

Your stop complaining and blaming other people for the things they did to you – or didn’t do for you – and you learn that the only thing you can really count on is the unexpected.

You learn that people don’t always say what they mean or mean what they say and that not everyone will always be there for you and everything isn’t always about you.

So, you learn to stand on your own and to take care of yourself…and in the process a sense of safety and security is born of self-reliance.

You stop judging and pointing fingers and you begin to accept people as they are and to overlook their shortcomings and human frailties…and in the process a sense of peace and contentment is born of forgiveness.

You learn to open up to new worlds and different points of view. You begin reassessing and redefining who you are and what you really stand for.

You learn the difference between wanting and needing and you begin to discard the doctrines and values you’ve outgrown, or should never have bought into to begin with.

You learn that there is power and glory in creating and contributing and you stop maneuvering through life merely as a “consumer” looking for you next fix.

You learn that principles such as honesty and integrity are not the outdated ideals of a bygone era, but the mortar that holds together the foundation upon which you must build a life.

You learn that you don’t know everything, it’s not you job to save the world and that you can’t teach a pig to sing. You learn the only cross to bear is the one you choose to carry and that martyrs get burned at the stake.

Then you learn about love. You learn to look at relationships as they really are and not as you would have them be. You learn that alone does not mean lonely.

You stop trying to control people, situations and outcomes. You learn to distinguish between guilt and responsibility and the importance of setting boundaries and learning to say NO.

You also stop working so hard at putting your feelings aside, smoothing things over and ignoring your needs.

You learn that your body really is your temple. You begin to care for it and treat it with respect. You begin to eat a balanced diet, drinking more water, and take more time to exercise.

You learn that being tired fuels doubt, fear, and uncertainty and so you take more time to rest. And, just food fuels the body, laughter fuels our soul. So you take more time to laugh and to play.

You learn that, for the most part, you get in life what you deserve, and that much of life truly is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

You learn that anything worth achieving is worth working for and that wishing for something to happen is different than working toward making it happen.

More importantly, you learn that in order to achieve success you need direction, discipline and perseverance. You learn that no one can do it all alone, and that it’s OK to risk asking for help.

You learn the only thing you must truly fear is fear itself. You learn to step right into and through your fears because you know that whatever happens you can handle it and to give in to fear is to give away the right to live life on your own terms.

You learn to fight for your life and not to squander it living under a cloud of impending doom.

You learn that life isn’t always fair, you don’t always get what you think you deserve and that sometimes bad things happen to unsuspecting, good people…and you learn not to always take it personally.

You learn that nobody’s punishing you and everything isn’t always somebody’s fault. It’s just life happening. You learn to admit when you are wrong and to build bridges instead of walls.

You learn that negative feelings such as anger, envy and resentment must be understood and redirected or they will suffocate the life out of you and poison the universe that surrounds you.

You learn to be thankful and to take comfort in many of the simple things we take for granted, things that millions of people upon the earth can only dream about: a full refrigerator, clean running water, a soft warm bed, a long hot shower.

Then, you begin to take responsibility for yourself by yourself and you make yourself a promise to never betray yourself and to never, ever settle for less than you heart’s desire.

You make it a point to keep smiling, to keep trusting, and to stay open to every wonderful possibility.

You hang a wind chime outside your window so you can listen to the wind.

Finally, with courage in you heart, you take a stand, you take a deep breath, and you begin to design the life you want to live as best as you can."

Because fuck you.

49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them: If they deserved it then yes. But never if I didn't have a very good reason.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly: To the best of my ability.

Well I hoped you all enjoyed this. Leave a comment if you guys want to see another.