Because I have to kill two hours and for absolutely no other reason- 50 Questions.

Alright so I'm seeing this "50 Questions" thing going around the FiMFiction blogs these last few days. I've done very few of these pre-made Q&A's and never one this long.

I know next to nopony is going to see this, yet I care rather less than I could about that fact. I have some extra time on my hands, and when I have time on my hands I throw my vanity a bone. that said and done, let's get down to it:

1. What's your name? Christopher A. Roy, Often known as DIDLS, very occasionally known as "Lord Dumpstero"
2. How old are you? Nineteen.
3. What country do you live in? USA
4. What do you look like?

5. Who do you wish you looked like? I could stand to have even more amazing muttonchops.
6. How did you come across MLP? I was at my best friends' house watching anime when it started to rain. The coy bastard put the show on and before I could comment said "I'm not changing it, if you don't want to watch you can walk home." Two episodes later I went home and watched every episode that existed at the time.
7. Favourite Ship and Why? TaviScratch. Gotta love that Tavi.
8. Least favourite ship? Sparity. I prefer to friendship them if anything, knowing that Spike will learn valuable lessons from getting over his crippling affection for the ivory mare of his dreams.
9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies? Everypony knows.
10. Were they family? I believe they are included in 'Everypony'
11. Favorite Episode? That's a tough one. that's a friggin' toughie that is.
12. Favourite superhero? Aquaman.
13. Fave Anti-hero? Daredevil.
14. Fave Supervillain? Electro. You have to admire the guys' original costume. Takes a confident guy to walk out in public like that.
15. Fave antivillain? Doctor Horrible.
16. The last book you read? I read too many books to recall them all, so I'm going with "What Wise Men Fear" as the last one I seriously enjoyed.
17. Last movie you watched? Evan Almighty. I was bored, Its' on the shelf next to my computer, made sense.
18. Favourite song at the moment? Never Gonna Give You Up.
19. Fave song you keep coming back to? Never Gonna Let You Down.
20. Current job? Fry Cook at the local grillehouse.
21. What's your ideal future job? Making better use of my lingual skills and becoming a true professional editor.
22. Dream job? Stonemason/blacksmith.
23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life? I'm a published poet.
24. Greatest Failure? I'm not a published novelist.
25. Do you have pets? Two cats.
26. What's your dream pet? A cat bigger than myself.
27. Any weapons you own? Everything is a weapon, especially in the kitchen.
28. Any gun you want? Not really, but I wouldn't mind a classy decorative revolver.
29. What religion are you? I'm not traditionally religious. The concept is difficult to grasp, but you'll find that I'm quite open-minded.
30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day? Nikola Tesla. We'd spend the day sciencing with electricity.
31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day? Mister Rogers, so he could see all the kids that turned out okay with his help.
32. Are you political? Nope.
33. Are you married? Nope.
34. Do you have a special somepony? Nope.
35. Do you have a crush? Not at the moment.
36. Care to explain? I'm pretty resigned to my loneliness.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive? Did you see that selfie? Damn I'm sexy. Also adorable. Combine those words however you please.
38. If you could hang with any living person? Morgan Freeman. That voice, man, that voice.
39. Favourite Pony? Octavia, Minuette, Davenport, in that order.
40. Any embarrassing secrets? I'm supposed to keep this SFW.
41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of? I've got to say, some of my clay sculptures were pretty nice. A shame I don't have any of them any more.
42. Are you a virgin? No.
43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets? Streaked.
44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret? Making a fool out of myself at any given moment during socialization. I'm not choosing specifics.
45. Do you have a fetish? I don't know. Like I said, I'm pretty open-minded, but I've yet to get sexually enthused about anything in particular.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish? Not really.
47. Fave FIM stories? Apotheosis, A Delicate Bala- wait, you can just look at my favorite stories list.
48. Fave quote? "I will not die entirely"
49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them? Surprisingly, no, though I have been sorely tempted. If I have I can't recall the event.
50. Did you answer these questions honestly? Honesty is a tricky thing. My favorite quote is actually "The most honest people are the best liars." Besides, the truth is fluid and anything I've said here I'll eventually look back on and notice that it's changed.

Well, there's my fifty questions. Look, I burned almost an hour. Maybe I should re-type this to get rid of the other one... Nah.