[4:33:27 PM] Solocats: Aight, let me just relocate to my bed and laptop first then [4:33:41 PM] Solocats: I prefer doing stuff with you in bed [4:33:52 PM] Solocats: That came out wrong [4:33:55 PM] Queueduroy: You knew exactly what you were doing there. [4:34:00 PM] Queueduroy: Don't deny it, you slut. [4:34:03 PM] Queueduroy: : ^ D
So for a while now something's been bugging me about how you fuckers write, and I've been guilty of it, too. I call it the "Business Factory School of Writing" after Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then shame on you, and take a gander:
People will only read the first two sentences of your description unless they're damn good sentences, so make sure they're damn good sentences. Explaining the fine details of your story will be boring because walls of text are shit and there won't be any context; your story description is not an appropriate place to dump exposition. Explain in broad, punchy terms what people will find in your
Time Turner isn't looking too bad, either.
Implying she isn't always.
But there's nothing like a hot
womanpony in baggy clothing.1984371
She isn't always.
1984373 b-b-but mai waifu nver unatractive
1984389
YOUR waifu, not mine.
1984398 Who's your waifu?
1984406
I'm not a total fucking loser.
1984494 Whoa man, harsh words. I was just trying to have a conversation...
I guess not today.
1984518
You're trying to have a conversation. I'm trying to be a funny fucker.
Usually this doesn't cause problems.
1984601 No offense, but it's a bit hard to gauge the tone of voice used via webchats.
Meh
whatever
let's forget it
1984622
I don't think my tone of voice could have stopped you from being offended.
Eminem's got competition