Apr
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Steps One through Four · 9:15pm Apr 3rd, 2014
Step One: Eat cereal and notice that the milk has turned blue.
Step Two: Remember that the cereal you're eating is full of chocolate pieces, no marshmallows
Step Three: Stop and wonder why the milk in your cereal is blue.
Step Four: Check the food and find that not only is the milk past the printed date but that the cereal that was opened two weeks ago might have expired.
Step Four: Realize that this may have pending ramifications that will require you to clean your bathroom... quite intensely.
Step Five: Fuck it, is delicious. You're already in the shit, may as well roll around.
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Okay, as a hardcore milk drinker that's pretty disgusting.... AND I SMELL WEED IN MY BUILDING!
Another thing we share. Diarhorrea!
The bathroom will be used all day today.
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Probably reggie.
How the hell does milk turn BLUE?! Milk being past it's date means nothing, as I keep milk two weeks longer (or more) than the printed date and it's still good. If it smells fine, it is fine (except if it's chunky).
But that still raises the question of how MILK TURNED BLUE! What'd you have, Boo Berry cereal, with the marshmallows turned to dust and powdered over the chocolate? This is a conundrum I cannot solve...
Enjoy the bathroom, though.