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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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  • 344 weeks
    Moving On

    Hey everyone.

    I'll cut right to the chase: this will be my final blog post. I'm leaving. For good.

    Yeah, I know I've said that in the past, usually when I was in the middle of an immature meltdown, but this time the circumstances are much, much different.

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  • 346 weeks
    WTF casting agency?

    So the newest trailer for the MLP movie came out. Looks good. Still not sold on the animation style, but still looks alright.

    However there is a major problem I have with the movie already: the casting of Taye Diggs as Capper.

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    4 comments · 524 views
  • 349 weeks
    "Ponies: The Anthology" might be the worst thing ever

    There are a few things in the world whose very existence is an affront to humanity. Rape, for instance. Genocide. Pedophilia.

    And then there's "Ponies: The Anthology."

    *shudders*

    Avoid these hour-long abominations at all costs. Go watch something that's actually funny and creative, like Uno: The Movie. Don't waste your time or brain cells on that other filth.

    Fuck. Just...fuck.

    2 comments · 383 views
  • 352 weeks
    BOLO

    For a conniving asshole by the name of Barrobroadcastmaster. Dunno if he has a page here or not, but it's likely. Avoid at all costs unless you want to be sucked into the supermassive black hole of stupidity that is American conservatism.

    1 comments · 429 views
  • 353 weeks
    what is life anymore

    what is happening

    0 comments · 335 views
Apr
2nd
2014

New Picture, New Stories, New Problems · 9:14pm Apr 2nd, 2014

Hello, everybody.

As you can see, I have a new avatar. Sorry to disappoint anyone, but Surprised Patrick is one of my favorite memes of all time, and I couldn't help but put it up. So it's here to stay, for a while at least.

New chapters of Terminus are in the works, and I've got some ideas for some short one-shots that I may release in the near future. I've also got other story ideas that at the moment are just that, ideas.

But then there are new problems. For example, computer problems. My laptop's battery is old and crappy and I haven't yet made an appointment to get it replaced because I'm me. So in part, it's my own fault. But this kind of stuff really pisses me off: I'm in the last class of the day, which happens to be the longest (two and a half hours long). Because of this, I need a chair close to the power outlet because I use my laptop to handle my notes and research for class, and it can barely handle two hours of operation. So I go to my regular place only to find some sweaty fatass hogging both the available power outlets, one for his phone and one for his computer. And when I look over, it turns out he's not even doing anything school related. He's playing games and crap like that. And when I ask him politely if I can borrow an outlet, he just ignores me. Plus my charger cord isn't long enough to reach the other power outlets because they're so damn far from the chairs. But I'm more pissed off at this fat POS who isn't even using his computer to do anything productive.

Yeah, yeah, first world problems. I know I'm posting this now but I'm also trying to take notes and outlines for class. He isn't, and he has the gall to simply ignore me when I ask politely to borrow an outlet. People, don't be that guy. Please.

Thankfully, my writing seems to have gotten back on track. I just get really pissed at people like this. I need to get my battery replaced, or a longer cord, or punch the piggy in the face. I know which one would be the most satisfying, but I also know which one would be the most productive. Please excuse my douchiness, I am just seriously annoyed.

Well, anyway, that's all for now. Hope everyone else is doing okay.

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Meanwhile, I've had the same avatar for over two years now. I mean, I could change it to something funny, or relevant to my interests, but fuck it, y'know?

I had someone who was clearly sick shake my hand today.

I came by to say:

Surprised Patrick has always been hilarious and still makes me laugh.

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