Important Announcement · 9:21pm Apr 1st, 2014
Sorry to inform everyone here, but I'm canceling all current writing projects to focus on my true fanfiction passion:
unrequited romances between Flash Sentry and Dinky Doo, featuring erotic, yet tasteful rape scenes.
Believe me, I understand this may come as a shock to some of you, who have long been under the impression that I
liked happy romance stories about characters with developed personalities and a reason to love each other, rather than
illicit relationships between different examples of cardboard scene decoration that have no reason to even have
met in canon, let alone any sort of actual rapport or basis for slice of life storytelling. Well, the fact of the matter
is I was never that into those sorts of stories. I mean, relationships between ponies that have a strong understanding of
not only each other's interests, but also how they think, interact with the world around them, their hopes for the future,
and approaches to problem-solving? As if! Who cares about that crap when the real drama and emotional turmoil of
love is a full-grown stallion raping a child into loving him in as sensual a way as possible.
Much as I “loved” writing about happy romances (spoiler: I never loved it, it was all an act, and every single bit of my own
emotional history and perspective I used for inspiration was actually someone else’s life I cribbed off the back of this
Sunday Edition advice column I subscribed to), my true interest has always laid in the more realistic, more thrilling
subgenre of fiction I like to call “She was askin’ for me to make her love me. With my penis.” If that’s not
an example of true love, I don’t know what is. It’s been nice to get so much practice writing such trash up to this point,
going forward I’m going to have so much more skill at expressing the horror blooming into an uncomfortable,
explicitly detailed master/slave relationship between an adult and a child with no canon personalities. Real romance.
Stay tuned, I have a lot planned with these two. All of it written to be as disgusting and morally repugnant as possible.
:) Should be fun!
TTFN.
you know, April Fools' jokes don't work when everypony and their grandmother does them.
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Yeah, but at least he was clever about it. (caught that secret, there
It is not much of a joke when new horse words haven't been spun for a year already. Try to think up something more out there for next year.
Dude, that's fucked up... but I know you'll make it awesome. Can't wait.
Best of luck in your future endeavours, but IMO It will serve you well
˙spɹolɹǝʌo ǝdɐɹ ʇǝɥ ǝƃɐɹǝpun ʍǝu ɹno ǝɯoɔlǝʍ ǝuo ɹoɟ I
˙puᴉʞ ʎuod ɟo llɐ ʇᴉɟǝuǝq llᴉʍ ǝƃuɐɥɔ sᴉɥʇ ʇɔǝdxǝ I
Too easy man, too easy. You have to at least try to make it believable!
This is the funniest gag since Knighty's Mark Zuckerberg impersonation...complete with guy pretending to be Myspace's Tom commenting on it.
I can't believe you'd do this Bats. Flash Sentry has far too much character development. You could at least have gone with Harpo.
nice joke there bats.
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bats be writin' our pony Lolita.
Well, you've finally arrived at the only logical conclusion. Took you long enough!
Sorta like the love between the CMC and Mandopony?
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Buck april fools' day.
Seriously.
1974272 Dinky, light of my life, fire of my loins.
EHRGEIZ PROPOSES SPELLBOUND FIRELIES 2: EVERYPONY BANGS
Well, I am sure this is exactly how love works for penis-bearers.
1974217 How do you do that?!
Make your post upside down, that is?!
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¡ʎʌɹnʇ ʎsdoʇ sᴉ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ ʎɐpoʇ ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ʞɔnʇs ʇoƃ I ¡ʍouʞ ʇ,uop I
1974186 If it makes you feel any better, I can't do it, because my grandmother is dead, so....
Yeah. You can talk to ME without fear of pranks, at least!
April Fools, the day of several WTF moments!
(Though I have no idea if I should laugh or face desk.)
1974607 Ouch. Sorry to hear that, Jondor.
I notice that your avatar is the same way, though. Hope it, and your posts stop sticking to the ceiling before long. They're kind of a bitch to try and read right now.
NOOOO, what about my OTP ScrewDerp?
This is almost as funny as Knighty's prank today.
Meh, I've read your stories. They're only debateably rape.
1975201 ... Bravo.
Bravo you magnificent bastard.
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GrannyLoo is more important, Ech!
Alright........someone....help
Man, I'm up to my tits in these April Fools Day blogs. Guess this is what ya get for hiding in a lab on the first day of April.
Besides that no comment.
Sounds awesome!
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Oh shit. It's the second now, isn't it? I guess I'm a pedophile now.
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I literally turned my computer upside down to read them. It was simple enough.
This is unacceptable! It should be Flash and Silver Spoon dammit!
1977798 Well, I coulda done that with my laptop, but I just kinda puzzled it out by looking at it the regular way. No biggie.
Sure, I didn't believe it for an instant, but who cares? That was abso-freaking-lutely hilarious!
After having just stubbed my mental toe on one of those "tasteful rape scenes" (I wince to even type that), this epic bit of sarcasm was quite cathartic. 