LOOK HOW MUCH I PROCRASTINATE · 6:12pm Mar 28th, 2014

It's true. I suck.
So, since January began, I've published only 3 stories. Which, considering my old track record, is pretty shit. So, to let you guys know that I'm lazy but actually do write stuff, let's take a look at 2014 (bear in mind, this will only be 2014) and the ideas that have never quite got off the ground.

Oh, January, how you failed me. Countless ideas, yet not one of them even got past 500 words.
So, we've got some AppleDash, some RariLestia, some Octaviajack, some Raridance, some Rarilight and some RariDash. My usual selection of popular and niche, then.
Oh, all you good ideas. Why did you avoid me?

Wait, January keeps going?! What sorcery is this?
And I actually wrote something too! A contest winner, as well, for extra Brownie points. True, that was in February, but still. Shut up.
These stories almost reached a thousand words too. I just got lazy.
There's some ApplePie, some OctaScratch, more RariDash, LunaDash, Cheeriluck, more ApplePie and Appleshy.
And then there's March - and my first clopfic (oh boy, I'm going to have to talk about that someday,k but not today).

March has been good so far.
So, what have we got here?
Some dark!fics, some ApplePie - a lot of ApplePie, actually - and some more pointless RariDash clop.
And here's where I've actually started writing things!
RariDash, OctaScratch and TwiDash will be heading your way soon!
But wait, there's more.

Another published story? March must really love me.
AppleDash, RariBon, ApplePie and OctaScratch are to be expected in the near-distant future.
Anyway, I hope you guys have a good weekend and that you're more productive than me.
~~And that's just 2014 - and just FIMfiction~~
Cheer up and listen to some Radiohead for me, k?