An apology, and headcannon · 7:22pm Mar 27th, 2014
First, I apologize for having insulted Falls and Follies. I looked it back over and cleaned up some of the perspectives, but I was making corrections that were not wholly necessary unless I wanted this to be published on EQD, something I don't care about. So it is back up, and I will go back to looking for a prereader for the next chapters of it.
Second, NO CROSSOVER! As much as I like Randy Cunningham, once I started typing I realized my writing couldn't get behind it. So at least for now I won't be doing anything with that.
Head cannon time because this simply pisses me off to think about (It's about Fluttershy) Flame Shields up.
Okay, so after Filli Vanilli I realized that Rarity and Fluttershy need to do 'Anything you can do, I can do better' where Fluttershy wins. This is because of what Rarity does in life and wants, to what Fluttershy does in life and gets.
So the first point is fashion and dresses, something Fluttershy stumped not only back in season one with suited for success, but also in her micro comic by being able to create the best knitting creations on the planet, proving the fashion part. This leads into the high society part. Rarity has friends, but Fluttershy almost joined their cult when becoming a fashion model and getting even more praise for her natural beauty and grace. BTW, that means Rarity, completely gussied up, still can't beat Fluttershy naked.
Next comes the Ponytones, which Rarity seemed like the leader of seeing as she could book them gigs without consulting anypony, and since we haven't even heard of these people before, maybe they weren't as popular as some ponies like to make it out to be. But with Flutterguy, they are on full tilt into their musical careers, and when the reveal is made, everyone applauds after only about two lines from our dear little Fluttershy. WHY? Rarity says earlier in that episode that you do not come to see a barbershop for simply one voice, you come for the harmonies. But Fluttershy is immediately loved, and when joinign the group, it takes almost no trouble to integrate her morning melody AND make her the lead. Seriously, she has all the solo lines in the end song.
Add on top of all that the fact that she is one with nature, plant or animal, and we have a serious problem. Last notes though would have to be the fact that she just does this type of thing a lot. In frustration or fear she will match Applejack's strength (lets face it, she already was Saddle Rager), but in return of harmony part 2 she matches Rainbow Dashes' speed. So yeah, as far as talents go, screw all logic and give Fluttershy anything you want. The only thing I'm going to ask for is that they don't make her attract like three different stallions just to prove that Flutters is better then Rarity at getting the stallions.