The Compendium Project. · 2:09am Mar 24th, 2014
Ever breathed a sigh relief so powerful and life-changing that the walls caved in?
Neither have I, as my financial state wouldn't allow that. But I AM quite relieved, as the 'boot-camp' phase of my schooling has passed. And just look... LOOK at how behind I am on my story-list. Pathetic. Just pathetic.
By now, I'd usually bore the ones bored enough to read this to tears with a cornucopia of details that would probably take an hour to write. Not that I'm feeling generous, no, no, no. I'm just selflessly putting your needs before my own. TOTALLY different.
My friends, writing has been scarce and short-winded the last month. Considering I was able to crank out a 9000+ worder was a Providence I'd pray for, study AND teach if I believed in that sort of thing. So here's my solution; COMPENDIUMS!!!!! I've over two-hundred--Two. Hundred-- short stories that merely started off as ideas, and was SURE would never see the light of day. Aw, who am I kidding, most of those stories will probably stay that way. But reading those silly little horse-words sparked an idea, and here it is:
"The Compendium of Hope"--In which Craine serenades you all with good feels, a hope for the future, and tears--manly or otherwise--of mind-numbing joy.
"The Compendium of Love--In which Craine attacks your 'feels' meter with a flaming katana, and pokes your inner thirteen-year-old who's never been kissed. With that katana.
"The Compendium of Darkness--In which Craine pillages and rapes everything you've ever loved about these talking horses, and pisses on the tombstone marked 'Happy-ending'.
Granted, one or two of these Compendiums will be more focused on than another, and MANY of the shorts featured in them will be drabbles I've created in the late Thirty Minute Pony Stories (blessed be that which is lost to us). But it's a wonderful chance to practice. You know, since evidently 'time' is the lowly extorting bitch that's sue me for everything I own AFTER I've married her.
Stories will be short.
Updates will be sporadic.
Faiths will be tested.
And I can finally unleash a few demons.
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I'm not apologizing.
Craine...
Why ye--
Oh, okay
You feel that building, burning sensation in your loins?
That's clop
I will noaw endeavr tu conqer ur Compendium uf Wuv!
That is all. Equestria is ours.
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Still don't know what I was expecting.
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That is all. Equestria is ours.