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Hey peeps. This is my first blog post. Being a rabid WWE fan I made a script of some of the unusual things said by the Eater of Worlds, Bray Wyatt. If interested, read. If not, find something better to do.(For the record, if I make any future blogs they will most likely be random thoughts I had that day.)

I have no followers, only brothers and sisters, all in the name of cause. People are sheep, you understand me? They can't lead themselves, they need to be led. People buy and sell fear. They worship war, they crave war. And I'm not afraid of their wars. I created war. And I think its time for the masses to wake up. Wake up. WAKE UP! And see this lie their livin in, man. The world is deteriorating between their toes and they do nothing about it. They stand there, they whisper and wonder, but they never do anything about it. But I seen it all in my dreams and in my thoughts and above everything else I understand. This is not the beginning... It's the end.
SISTER ABIGAIL: She taught me from a young age. She said you gotta get them before they get you. A rattlesnake's skin is the same color as the leaves. And we all understood her. She led us with love, but she taught us the fires... Well they were our friends too. The world is an evil place she said. And we agreed. And I was there. I was there when she took her final breath. She pulled me in close and she said "your the one". She said "they chose you, long before you were ever existence". I understood what she meant. Her touch could save the world. But her kiss burns it to the ground. I love you, Sister Abigail. Down brothers, lets go down, by the river to pray.
SHIELD: I...admire your courage. Surely, normal men lose sleep at just the mere thought of dancing with reapers. War. Justice. Thats y'alls game, I take it? I like games too. War? Ohh, thats my favorite. My soul smiles at just the thought of your quivering hand waving those white flags. (Luke Harper: You reap what you sow. You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.) Be careful inviting the devil in your backyard.Cause, he may just like it. And decide to stay. (Eric Rowan: Run.)
Look at y'all. Bickering, like children. Consumed with pride. Beating your chests at one another, trying to see who in the shield has the sharpest teeth. Fools. They believe me to be a facade. A joke. No, if you could only see the monster that lives behind my eyes. Then you'd realize. How real I am. (Luke Harper: Those that deny us, you will be the first ones to burn.) Follow the buzzards.
DANIEL BRYAN: They're not gonna hurt you. Unless I tell 'em to. Understand something, Bryan, that since I have been on this Earth I have done a lot of bad things to a lot of good people. I am man enough to admit when I am in the wrong. And I was wrong about you, Bryan. I viewed you as this miniscule little creature chasing this uphill war that you could never win. I saw you busy chasing your little girlie friend around on television. Buying her diamonds. Let me ask you Bryan: How long are you willing to live this lie? How long until they discover that your dirty little feet are soiling their red carpets? I understand you Bryan. I see you for what you really are. But they, they look at ya like your some kind of circus clown here for their amusement. Look at ya like a gorilla in a cage, son. I see the monster in you. They can't love you, not like I can, Bryan. And I understand that together, together we tear the walls off this place. Together we force them to beg. Together we can bring the machine to its knees, Bryan. Open your eyes.
Have you heard the good news? The Earth is rotting beneath your feet. The human race is a bacteria that infects and destroys. He needed me, he needed me. Fate works in strange ways. He was lost. She dances and sings in the light, she lurks in the shadows and she always gets her way. Now, he has a home. Your words mean nothing to him now. He only hears my truth. Now he has a home.