I'm not dead, nor was I eaten by canadian alligators · 11:09pm Mar 3rd, 2014
I've been working slowly on some stuff, getting things finished, working on chapters of stuff... keeping alligators at bay (they get bad this time of year)
So I ain't dead guys, just getting some stuff done. Hopefully I'll be able to get something done for you guys soon!
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LIEK EVERYBODY ELSE
WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU WHERE EATEN BY CANADIAN ALLIGATORS? also THERE ARE CANADIAN ALLIGATORS? WHAT THE HELL IS A CANADIAN ALLIGATOR?
This makes me ponder life choices.
Happy you're still with us though.
But you must be dead. Only a dead person makes excuses like that.
Wait...
Forget me, I'm crazy
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Number one cause of death by Canadian Alligators is when you wander a little too close to a snow drift. That's when they're fastest, of course.
Once again, I have created an abomination,
1893395 Alligators that live in Canada. They live in snow drifts, and take down prey that can't stand the cold weather.
Canadian Alligator?
Wouldn't it be something along the lines.
"I'm gonna eat you, but I'll be as gentle as possible. Eh?"
I do hope to see the LAMP story soon.