First Battleship, then... · 2:25am May 15th, 2012

*A comet is seen falling toward earth, display the words Five Billion Years BC in small white text in one corner, cut to black*

Deep-Voiced Announcer Guy: The universe is a big place

*Show the comet splashing into the sea, the closer view revealing it to be artificial in nature, and the collision creates the Bay of Mexico. Cut to black*

Deep Voiced Announcer Guy: It has many secrets

*Show Pentagon in present day, cut to inside where a number of people are watching a large screen with dread, cut to black*

Deep Voiced Announcer Guy: Not all of them are exactly... friendly

*A tidal wave approaches a miami beach, while in the distance, the comet, unfolded into a dragon-like form, rises from the sea.*

*A wide shot of New York, then a close shot at the base of the Statue Of Liberty as it falls down onto the camera, the dragon-ship above.*

*A war-hardened yet somehow still attractive-to-those-with-estrogen looking military guy sits in a cramped crew quarters, watching a broadcast with the rest of his Token Minority squad. On the broadcast, a redheaded woman is urging people to accept the new invaders.*

*Show a distance shot of the dragon-ship hovering over London, zoom in as it opens up and a number of black specks descend into the skyscrapers.*

*Show the Hero and Squad from before, in a ruined city street, looking at something off-screen.*

*A cloud of smoke hides a figure in the background from view as more gratuitous destruction occurs in the visible foreground. The figure steps into view, revealed to be a robotic-looking unicorn.*

*Closer view, as the horn shifts and greebles until the tip opens up, the insides looking red-hot and warping the air around it like a jet engine.*

*Another view out, as the horn fires an implausibly wide laser beam, carving into the street. The Hero Squad ducks for cover, firing.*

*The unicorn goes down, and the squad celebrates... until ten more step out of the smoke and prime to fire.*

NEXT TUESDAY MORNING

*Music picks up, show random scenes of military people moving around, the red-haired lady looking affiably evil, the dragon ship hovering menacingly, and more unicorn-alien-robots breaking stuff*

THE WORLD BECOMES MAGICAL

*More clips, each increasingly brief, action-y, and strobe-like*

MY LITTLE PONY

*Show long shot of the hero looking scared, fade to black*

Deep-Voiced Announcer Guy: Be nice to your sister

*The Hero and Love Interest inspect a fallen Unicorn, but leap back when the head begins to greeble and fold into the neck. Show brief shot of an alien-looking eye, cut to black.*

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