Where in the world???

I know, I know. I'm still working on editing the next chapter of Monkey See. Just been distracted and Lazy, but work proceeds!

In the meantime have another Hands Omake :

*Outside Ponyville town square has been transformed into a facismilie of a 1930's alleyway surrounded by bleachers full of ponies. Spike strides out in a dapper 20's detective outfit followed by the Ponytones in similar outfits, although Rarity's seems oddly clashing compared to the rest. As he strides out the various ponies stomp their feet and he waits a moment for them to calm down. Then he begins to speak even as the Ponytones begin to provide background music*

PT: Doo-wop... doobie doobie ...Doo-wop...

Sp: Thank you every Pony! And welcome to the 1st annual Equestrian educational fundrasier! Sponsored by L'chiam! And now lets meet our teams. Hailing from Celestia's School for Gifted unicorns! They are the Golden Trio! Hermione, Harry and RON!!

*THE trio of Unicorns who bare a passing resemblance to a certain trio of wizards trot out dressed up in outfits similars to spikes. IN the crowd Celestia and Luna beam in pride watching them stroll onstage.*

PT: Doo-Wop.. Doobie doobie.. doo-wop...

Sp: And next they hail from our own Ponyville! The masters of disasters! They are the Cutie Mark Crusaders! Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo!

*The infamous trio trot out to stand next to the golden trio as the two peer at each others outfits curiously. Most of the mane six in the crowd whistle and cheer.*

PT: Doo-wop... doobie doobie ...Doo-wop...

Sp: And finally hailing from the Crystal Empire Hive. The Changeling drones of mystery! Tonks, Mystique, and Me'gann!

*A trio of changling drones the same age as the rest stroll on stage to thunderous applause. As Chrysalis smiles in maternal pride from her own seat.*

PT: Doo-wop... doobie doobie ...Doo-wop...

Sp: Yes one of these teams may have a chance to answer the question on EVERYPONY'S MIND!!!

PT: WHERE. IN THE. WORLD . IS.....

*Big Mac Steps forward and in his deepest tone*

BM: Carmen Sandiego?

*the Ponytones then burst into song (hey anyone want to try to write up a Equestrian version ?) as the trio of teams enter a doorway revealing platforms for them to assemble behind. As the song Ends Spike steps forward*

Sp: And now! TO help us in our quest heeerreeees CHEIF SHEPHERD!!!!

*A spotlight swings to a previously darkened alcove to reveal Andrew dressed up in uniform behind a desk*

A: Thank you... and Welcome recruits! ACME detective agency is in dire need of your assistance gumshoes! That most villainous vixen Carmen Sandeigo has struck AGAIN! And it will be up to you to catch her and put her behind bars where she belongs! Are you up to the task GUmshoes?

*All nine young colts, fillies, and Drones scream out their readiness. As their cheers fade the sound of a printer is heard behidn the door to his office as Andrew grins*

A: And just in time! that's the Acme Crime Computer! Listing what nefarious scurrilous deeds Carmen has been up to!

*The door to the office opens and Pinkie Pie pops in carrying a sheet of paper. Upon seeing her Andrew blinks*

A: Pinkie? I thought you were going to play Carmen for this game....

PP: Oh I was, but then Discord said he had a better Pony for it and asked if I could be your secretary instead!

*Andrew rubbed his chin in confusion as his free hand took the sheet of paper from Pinkie*

A: oookkkkk.....

*Andrew glances at the paper before turning to start to say something else to Pinkie. When he suddenly doubletakes and stares bugeyed at the sheet. Before slowly turning back to pinkie and weakly smiling*

A: Um Pinkie... had you... perchance ever met... this new pony who took your role before?

PP: huh.. now that your mention it she was new to me.....

A: *Gulp* And ... have you set up the welcome to Ponyville Party for her yet?

*Pinkie stared at Andrew in confusion*

PP: Why would I do that? I mean its just some pony I met on the street....

*Andrews skin pales white as a ghost... before he swallows and turns back to the crowd with a weak sickly grin*

A: DISCORD! GET YOUR SCALY BUTT UP HERE!!!! *He takes a deep breath* It would seem Gumshoes... we have a more serious crime than originally suspected, as Carmen actually sent a challenge to ACME corporations to foil her thefts. As in plural. According to the Acme Crime Computers Carmen has stolen

*Andrew gulps heavily and then begins to read down the list*

A: Pinkie Pies Party planning skills and desires....

*Pinkie blinks*

PP: I can do Parties?

*Andrew glances down at the Ponytones.*

A: Rarity's Fashion sense...

*Down among the Ponytones Rarity blinks*

Sp: You know that does explain the neon green and pink combo your wearing.

R: Wait... you mean my outfit doesn't match?

BM: A-nope

ToeTapper: Lets just say its a good thing our costumes have sunglasses

Torch Song: We thought you lost a bet or something....

R: *eyes wide* My Sense of fashion IS GONE!!!! Of all the things that could happen! This is.. THE... WORST... POSSIBLE... THING!!!!

*Spike quickly slides her fainting couch forward as Rarity Swoons. Andrew clears his throat and continues on*

A: Rainbowdashes Weather control ability.

*in the crowd Rainbow snorts*
RD: That's ridiculous! Look I 'll prove it! See that big fluffy cloud up there? I'll clear it out no sweat!

*Rainbow suddenly zooms up besides the cloud and rears back and kicks it. DOwn below everyone winces as a loud crack of thunder and flash of lightning illuminates the stands. A very singed Rainbow twitches down to the ground, where she is promptly drenched as the white fluffy cloud turns black and rains. IN the still sunny stands Derpy blinks*

De: This seems oddly familiar.....

A: Yeah.... moving one she also swiped Applejack's Apple buckin skills...

AJ: WHAT????????? I Can still BUck! I use my....wait... what do I use to buck apples? OH NO! AH CAN'T REMEMBER!!!!!!

*Applejack begins twitching in shock as Andrew continues on*

A: and FLuttershy's ....Shyness???? o_O

*in the crowd*

F: mmmm.. Andrew looks so manly in that outfit.. I can't wait to rip it off him when we get home...

T: *blushing* Umm FLuttershy you do realize you said that outloud?

F: So? Oh don't worry Twilight I have the perfect skirt outfit for you to wear for me to rip off to!

*Andrew buried his head in his hands, his face scarlet. Before turning back to the doorway*

A: DISCORDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The Dragonequess head pops into the frame*

D: You bellowed?

A: *Grit teeth* What.were. you.. THINKING.... creating a REAL CARMEN SANDEIGO!!!!

D: I thought it would add spice to the show, besides you wouldn't let me play

A: Because we remember how the LAST FUNDRAISER went.. you know the whole bachelor auction with you in charge.

D: Well you shouldn't hold grudges you know!

A: *Grinding his teeth* THIS IS NOT ...> FUNNY!. FIX IT! NOW!

D: Fine fine...

*Andrew idly notes the sound of paper printing start up as Discord pulls out a sheet and pent.*

D: Let see... assume pose 3... check... raise left claw check.... place fore and middle claw against each other... check...

A: What are you doing?

D: *peers quizzically at Andrew* Running through my power generation checklist....

*Before he can respond Pinkie bounces in with another sheet of paper she hands to Andrew as he stares incredulously at Discord describing the exact mechanics of how to snap your fingers. As he glances down Discord finishes his checklist*

D: And.. SNAP! *He snaps his claws together and looks around in confusion* huh.. how come nothing happened?

*ANdrew meanwhile pales to nearly translucent before glancing up and reading from the letter Pinkie gave him*
A:A new messege from Carmen. 'Just to keep the game fair and going I have also taken the liberty of purloining a few additional necessities.... Such as Princess Celestia's Cake reserve and Princess Luna's Moon pie Supply...

PC: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

PL: I SAY NEIGH! THIS OUTRAGE SHANT STAND!!!

*Andrew ignores them as he continues*
A: Chrysalis's shapeshifting....

*Chrissies eyes widen in surprise... and then after a few moments of concerntration fear as she stays in her normal form*

A: And most importantly Discords Chaos.... well that explains it

D: My what? Oh don't be ridiclious! Why I have a perfect list right here of why that is a improbable thing to steal...

*Andrew stares at him dryly*

A: And yet you are using checklists to do the simplest of tasks and are preparing what looks like a thesis paper to argue something

*Discords Eyes widen.*

D: NO! I'M TURNING INTO TWILIGHT!

*In the stands*

T: HEY!

D: NOOO!!! my CHAOS!... no chaos? Orderly? LOGICAL????? NO NONONONONONONONnooooooooooo..

*Andrew watches as Discord curls up into a fetal ball sticking the thumb of his paw into his mouth and begins to rock back and forth.... before glancing back at the note*

A: OH there is a addendum...'ANd just to maintain balance I also Took Twilight Sparkles sense of Restraint and Common Sense in spellcrafting... I would have just taken the common sense but it seemed so small...' ................ strangely enough that makes disturbing Sense

T: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Although I wonder....With her shyness gone how would the Bat trait spell effect Fluttershy

*Andrew eyes bug out again as he notes a faint glow around Twilights horn*

A: SOMEONE STOP HER FROM CASTING! *he turns to the contestants As Applejack tackles Twilight* Well Gumshoes it looks like this game has taken a much more serious twist than expected. Fortunately Our Senior Agent Doctor Whooves is on hand to help you with the clues! According to her challenge its up to YOU to figure out WHERE IN EQUESTRIA IS CARMEN SANDEIGO?

*He nervously glances at Fluttershy who is staring at him hungrily while Twilight argues the merits of the Trait spell versus a Passion spell with Applejack and Rainbowdash*

A: Hurry! Before this show turns into something we can't air on SHOWTIME!