Hearts and Hooves Day! · 7:27pm Feb 14th, 2014
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, everypony. I hope that your romantic advances are as good as mine. Seriously, who knew a girl could eat chocolate that fast. Anyways, let us rejoice in the manner of love and happiness (for most) and remember the fallen romances that have died on this day (everypony else).
Romances are not ze only zhings zhat are dying today. I celebrate Hearts IN Hooves Day. Ohh ze screams! Und ze blood runs down my arm vhen I pull out ze cardiac muscle. It feels so goot vhen I rub it on my di... er... di, DINNER PLATE! Ja, zhat's it.
You do what... with WHAT?!? ON MY BODY? Oh, I'm gonna be sick. Before I go throw up, I also want to mention, that due to writer's block, I have taken a break from my other stories. In the meantime, I will publish a new TCB (The last TCB I will be writing for a while) called The Conversion Bureau: 115 themed around Group 935 from the COD: Zombies universe. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a big mess to make.
Happy Hearts and in Hooves Day,
Herr Director
Und Doktor Bonesa-
BLEEARRGH!
Oh no...
