My word · 11:24pm Feb 10th, 2014
It's amazing what one little confrontation can make you feel on 28+ hours of sleep deprivation. I'll be over here sobbing in the corner/nodding off.
I'm not hateful. Say that again and I'll rip your heart out with my pinkie fingers.
And I'm not male, thank you.
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!![:raritycry:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritycry.png)
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If you go into exhaustive detail about the argument, I will be.
Please go into exhaustive detail about the argument.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
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I don't even know...
So, there's this guy, and he wrote a story. Several dozen stories, and some of them are well-edited, I guess, but this one isn't at all. It looks horrendous. Not to mention the zebra antagonist named Braze (Real original name there, Hasbro) that I thought was an OC but is actually some obscure piece of 'canon' from the chapter books. I say two things: that his writing is atrocious, and some witty comment about how this "novel" he referenced didn't actually exist.
He gets peeved. He doesn't tell me that the novel actually exists, just makes some obscure reference to me hating everything not Faust-borne, which I take to mean that Braze is some weird part of his own fanon. He blogs about it, which I only find out about later. He also explains that he is ESL.
So now I'm miffed, because of that sarcastic bullshit about petting my pussy or whatever. I wish I had the original comment text, there was some comedy gold, but basically I showed him what an actual attack from me would look like, punctuated with a </s>, for good measure. I then explain how him being ESL doesn't make a difference to the actual quality of the story, and that honestly his writing is really atrocious.
Next I hear from him, he blocks me, proceeding to call me hateful (again), a loser, and a jerk, and claiming that I was trying to pick a fight. Bullshit I was. It was fucking Poe's Law, it always gets you. And the final twist of the knife: he sends me a PM to say that he's blocking me, and telling me to go read the pony novels which is literally the first I've heard of them at this point. Apparently, I was supposed to do my homework on this guy, so I read those two blog posts. Turns out he fucking tagged the story in the blogs, which basically allows anyone to single me out as well as I'm doing to him here, what with the deleted comments and his snarky fucking replies.
Yeah, get a good whiff of this site drama before I'm banned or some shit for "attacking" him.
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This whole thing is comedic gold. I bet you the paper clip and penny that reside within my pocket that he hears about this blog post you made and then makes another blog post about how you're "attacking" him.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
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So worth the entire hour it took to make.
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If you hadn't taken that entire hour to reply to my comment, I would have known you weren't ignoring me.
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A-all right, the kissyface makes me feel better.
You win this round, Razzle Dazzle.
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> le seductive poni faec
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This is the image you're looking for.
Oh, yes, dem morgue-table eyes.
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I would have agreed with you if you'd been replying to me.
I'd imagine, since this is just a reply to your blog post, that you're talking about your eyes being morgue-table due to your being awake for 28 hours.
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FUCK
Um, I mean, yes. Aren't I clever?![:scootangel:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/scootangel.png)
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That would depend on your definition of "clever."