• Member Since 20th Feb, 2012
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TheGLQwardvark


Brony(duh), TS's biggest (height-wise) fan, author of the Equestria Daily featured story Barking Mad. Also a willing editor and pre-reader.

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  • 597 weeks
    Second Chapter of Punch Drunk

    It's up!

    1 comments · 409 views
  • 605 weeks
    I'm dorsal

    GET IT?!

    ...But seriously I'm back from hiatus. So seeya guys around :)

    19 comments · 453 views
  • 616 weeks
    You know what's hard?

    Get your mind out of the gutters, all of you.

    But seriously you know what's hard? Trying to write in a house with 3 extremely loud younger brothers, a dad who encourages them, and two TVs blasting either Lifetime movies or baseball. In other words...I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!

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    6 comments · 332 views
  • 616 weeks
    RATM: The Rebirth (Epic ain't it?)


    WAIT WHAT?!

    Yep, that's right! I'm going to continue my first story Rage Against the Memes! After re reading it last night, I suddenly had little flashes of how to continue with the story. So I'm going to!

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    4 comments · 370 views
  • 618 weeks
    Gasp! Some actual writing by TheQwardvark?!

    Yeppers. I've decided to cancel my fic, Punch Drunk. Why? I don't know a dang thing about alcohol, which was the focus of the story. So instead of just chucking it and letting go to waste, I'm going to put the prologue/1st chapter thing in this here blog post. I'd appreciate it if anyone could tell me what they think of it, since I will be writing fics like this in the future. Thanks and enjoy

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    5 comments · 394 views
May
13th
2012

Next Story · 5:45pm May 13th, 2012

My next story will be finished within the coming week, so be on the lookout for it! It's entitled Punch Drunk and once again revolves around the backstory and tragic life of a background character. I hope this one will be as good, if not better than Barking Mad. Here's a little preview:

Dr. Stable stands outside of Room 126 and magically flips through some patient rosters on his clipboard. He finally comes across the profiles for the room’s two occupants. “Let's see, Rainbow Dash... minor fractures in her left humerus... not fatal,” he says to himself. “I see no reason why she needs to stay here much longer. I’ll have her check out tomorrow.”

He flips to the other occupant’s page. His eyes shrink as he sees the name and recalls the burden that the name carries. He shudders and thinks to himself, “Calm down. You have to do this.”

Dr. Stable enters Room 126, closing the door slowly behind him. His looks around; his eyes land on an almost entirely bandaged earth stallion. He is staring vacantly out the room’s lone window, rapt in deep thought. The only parts of the stallion free from bandages are his soulless eyes, a bit of his deep pink colored torso, and one of his hooves, which is dangling lifeless over the side of the cot. The visible section of the stallion’s side is littered by disheveled coat hairs; he is slowly losing his hair in that area. His right foreleg is bent slightly, even though it is laying in a sling attached to the ceiling. The stallion is, for lack of a better word, a mess. Stable grimaces and quickly turns away, unable to bear the sight of the mangled pony. “Get ahold of yourself Stable. You’ve done this countless times before...” he mutters to himself. “Doesn't make it any easier...”

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Comments ( 4 )
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OMG YOU CHANGED YOUR PIC AND I DID MANAGE TO FINISH MY FIC YESTERDAY AND NOW IT IS MAKING ME CRY

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OMG YOU NOTICED AND I'M GLAD YOU MANAGED TO FINISH AND IF IT'S DOING THAT THEN YOU MUST HAVE DONE IT RIGHT

n

Now I feel bad, because I have more followers than you ;A;

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