ErryDay Blog Post#1: WTF?

Let's get this straight: Imma G-U-Y... This is important because this story will make much more sense... Than to the regular BS you most likely want to hear, but I'm not judging you.

So, I was in my place of learning[Set it yourself, anywhere{of learning} it works] and I was sitting beside this girl. She was cute in my opinion[will say no more on it] and quite funny at times.
So while I'm sitting next to her, I was working on my weakest subject[French... So many ways to say the same thing!!] and I was getting sore. You would probably feel the same way if you were sitting for hours on end working.[on paper ofcourse] So I stretch to relax and during that[few second interval] out of the blue, this girl says "I really like your man boobs."
'YO WTF' could've been what I said if she didn't try to [Whatever you call it when a girl grabs that flab of skin on your chest when your a guy.... Of its called 'Groping' than that's what happened] grope me.... Ofcourse I'm the lucky guy that has a flat chest, no chest muscles, and it's less strange. But even this is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me, and I still can't think of a word that describes that.
But a chick, grabbed my chest, and what's that all about?

Now if you find that funny or disturbing... Join the club. This happened today as well, so this is fresh.

Now for "Normal" things:.....
Yeah, I got nothing...... Sorry. Hope you like the true story.....
Yes that's true, not some fake BS... Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye, that is true as Luna is blue.[unintentional rhyme! Yay for me!]