Hurray, it's finally ready! · 10:22pm May 11th, 2012
It has begun! The moon is full and the stars have aligned, soon Venus shall line up with Mercury and the sun shall at last set on this oppressive age of bitter anguish. And thus shall rise a new era, one of untold--
"Oh, get on with it darling. You're starting to scare Fluttershy and bore everypony else."
*sigh* Wow, Rarity. Way to rob my thunder. I was rather enjoying my little rant.
*scoff* "Please, I've seen better prose written with sharpie on the inside of a bathroom stall."
...... Owch, Twi, owch. That's just harsh.
"Whatever."
"Oh, come on, Twilight, he's doing the best he can, give him some slack."
Ladies, please, settle down.
*ahem* Anyways, as promised, my latest fanfiction, The G.E.A.: Victor in Equestria, is now ready. I've just submitted it for approval and it should appear on the front page soon enough. Why don't you all go ahead and read it when you get a chance? I'd love to know what you think. Oh, and yes, I drew the coverart myself. It's not the full image, but I just worked with what I had. And that's good enough for me. For now, anyways.
Well, that's all for now, you girls have anything to say before I sign off?
"Nothing comes to mind."
"No."
"Hi, other me!"
You done? Alright. See ya later, everybody.
"Hi Derpy the 2nd... Or is it the 3rd? Am I the 2nd?"
-Glassed
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"I kind of like to think of us as 'Glass' and 'Infinite' Derpy.There's just way too many of us to do it any other way!"
I'm gonna have to go with Derpy on this one. I've seen at least like, 13 different Derpys all over. It's easier to just go by which Derpy is living with who.
Oh, and Derpy, did you eat the chocolate-chip muffin that was in the oven?
"Uuuuuuumm..... maybe?"
Oh, man. I was saving that one.
"ohhhh....... I'm sorr--"
No, stop! Don't do the sad face again! My doctor already told me if I have any more diabeetus attacks today I'll have to go get 50 cc of Nurse Redheart.
*shudder* And you know what happened last time.
"Oh yeah."
110470 God, I've read that story
"Haha, I remember that one. You were laughing the whole time."
-Glassed
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Yeah, I have a policy of adding any story that makes it to the feature box to my "Read it later" list until I can get to it, regardless of any *ahem* mature. And get to it I did. And yes, it was quite humorous.
"Oh come off it, you were laughing so hard you fell out of your computer chair."
Ok, yes, it was really funny. At least it was well written, despite the whole.... you know......
"Fact that it was a clopfic?"
"Twilight! How vulgar! Have you now tact?"
*mumbling* 'oh i'll show you tact alright'
"What was that darling?"
"Nothing."
Ladies, please, stop bickering. Why don't you both just run along and do..... unicorn..... things.
Seriously, I love them all to death, but they can be a pain at times. Your lucky you've only got Derpy under your roof.
110486 "I don't know about that..." *Looks at Derpy*
"Ehm... I may have burned down our house... We're living at Hydkore's place at the moment..."
"And whenever Pinkie came over she would always mess up my bookshelves!"
-Glassed
110490 Huh...... maybe I spoke too soon. But still, can you imagine living with all seven of them under one roof? It can be rather.... frustrating at times. I don't have worry about Pinkie getting to my bookshelves though, I lock my library room and give the key to twilight whenever I leave. I mostly have to worry about her making a mess in the kitchen. I still don't know how she managed to get all that flour stuck to the ceiling.
"I don't know either!"
GAH! Pinkie! What have I told you about popping out of nowhere like that?!
"To only do it to Twilight, because she freaks out trying to explain it with science."
That's right.
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Now now, Twi, let's not get violent. Despite how much time we've spent trying to explain Pinkie's sudden appearances everywhere...
Damn it, it was as good a theory as any! I have to BEND MY MIND TO THE BREAKING POINT in order to explain it!
All my efforts...all a ploy by some other-dimensional author...
*Steel sobs, defeated. Fluttershy pats him on the back while Twilight fumes over the computer screen.*
SCIENCE CAN EXPLAIN ANYTHING. WHY CAN'T IT EXPLAIN PINKIE?! SHE ISN'T REAL, SHE ISN'T REAL!!! OHOHOHO GOOOOOOD!!!
Get a hold of yourself, you spineless scientist! We can still explain it all! WE CAN! AND WE WILL! CELESTIA AS MY BLOODY WITNESS WE WILL SOLVE THIS! Now chin up, and let's go kill an Author!
Y-YES MA'AM!