My final blog post! · 2:43pm Jan 29th, 2014

To anyone whom it may concern,

I'm leaving FIMFiction forever, but I'm not going without first giving a good explanation. First off, Knighty is a supreme overlord dictator who doesn't do his job right. I'm tired of people who misuse their own power; especially when they gave it to themselves, that just makes it worse. He bans people left and right for the most foolish of reasons, without any good logic attached. He doesn't like swearing? Tough. People swear and use "bad words" all the time; whether he likes it or not. On his own website, he does have the right to suppress people's usage of such words, it just means he's a big, fucking pussy. But that doesn't surprise me, considering where he's from.

Secondly, this website was great for posting stories about FIM, but now that I'm no longer a brony, I don't have a need to write as many FIM stories as I did. I can't publish non-FIM stories up here, so I must leave to find a greener pasture where I can do this. Fanfiction is like the gootch of the internet, so I'm not going there. Which left me only one option: to create my own website where everyone is free to say what they want, and publish what they want. So, I'm fleeing with a small amount of FIMFiction users there; like a refugee camp from the African overlord (Knighty).

Third, I'm tired of the groups on this website that epitomize the very image of stupid. All the groups dedicated to Doctor Who? Fuck you; that show is old and bland, and I'm tired of hearing about it. For the love of Odin, find a NEW show, goddammit! But there are other groups; specifically the intellectuals who I joined not too long ago. Many of the people I saw in there had biased points of view, but there were 4 good souls who's names I won't mention, seeing as how I don't know whether or not they would like me parading their names about in my final address. There were also the Atheist bronies group. I am an Atheist, so it might strike some as peculiar as to why I would point out the Atheist bronies group for errors. Well, I can explain that, too. The leader, Jon Snow, doesn't seem to understand that we like to pick on the Christians, and they like to pick on us. He called us out for NOT BEING CIVIL ON THE INTERNET. For those of you new to the internet, this statement is an insult to over half of it's users. So many people are dicks (in his words, shits) on the internet, that civility has been almost completely erased from people's minds. Look at Chatoyance - she's at least a 50 some bitch that whines at other users that insult her writing style. She's 50 years old, and should be acting her age; but instead, she acts like a goddamn 4 year old. Why? Because she is proof that civility is gone from the internet, and yet Jon Snow feels it's still there. That guy is misguided and sad.

Fourth, the administrators up here suck Knighty's dick like liquid gold is flowing from it. The only two that aren't total shit stains are Obscelescence (forgive me if I spell his name wrong, I probably did) and Xaquseg. I've always felt Xaq should be the top dog of this site, but he's never online but once in a blue moon, so that's not likely to EVER happen. Obs is cool, too, but he doesn't do as much as Alex (fuck that dickhead cunt), so he doesn't get as much recognition by the community IN GENERAL.

So those are my reasons for leaving this site. I don't know when I'm going to delete my account (because I want to see if I can get a rise out of any of the admins first) or if I even am; considering this is my legacy. But I probably will; no one gives a shit about ol' Sasori any more, and I don't see why they should care. So, to my faithful followers who mostly followed me for my Naruto crossovers, I bequeath to thee my wig.

Yes, Sasori's hair is a wig, because it's dead hair. May it be forever a reminder of how I covered the Naruto crossover community with a shroud of red excellence.

To my good friend MoldyShishkabob, I don't know if you like Naruto or not, but I bequeath to you my Akatsuki robe.

May it cloak you when the weather is cold, or you are in need of a disguise from some form of law enforcement anywhere.

To Chaos2012, who I drew much inspiration for my own crossovers, I bequeath to you my second puppet collection - Secret Red Move: Performance of the Uchihas!

It's the bottom scroll. May it forever protect you from haters of your story.

To all the admins and users of this site whom I despise:

1. Chatoyance (for her bitchy attitude)
2. lordvad3r95 (for his misguided belief in the purity of the Union during the Civil War)
3. TheCrazyMan (not for arguing against me, but for saying that the American Civil War was a pointless event)
4. Jon Snow (for believing civility is actually still predominant on the internet - dumbass)
5. Alexstrasza (for being such a cunt, and abusing his powers as easily as some other easy activity, like sleeping)
6. Knighty (for being such a dick, that you forced me to leave your site through your blatant abuse of your own powers like Alex. I would hope that they one day find your body in a ditch, but that's not likely, so I guess I'll just have to take care of things myself one day)

To everyone else who I didn't really feel quite like mentioning, you know who you are, or maybe you don't, I don't care. You're obviously not that important if I didn't mention you in the list.

I'll leave on one final note to everyone:

Happiness is often found during the darkest hours, because things can't get any worse - only better. - B.K.

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