• Member Since 7th Oct, 2013
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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

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  • 536 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

    8 comments · 386 views
  • 537 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

    The paragraphs

    Looked
    Like
    This

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    25 comments · 503 views
  • 537 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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    6 comments · 483 views
  • 537 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

    5 comments · 499 views
  • 537 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

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Jan
28th
2014

Art... made for me. · 9:03pm Jan 28th, 2014

I just... I...

It is real... I'd like to express my thanks to this amazing dude right here. I... follow him, plz, or throw penguins at him, or tell him how awesome he is. Maybe you could check out one of his awesome stories. I don't know...

Edit: Check her out.

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Comments ( 20 )

But yes, I am quite awesome :rainbowdetermined2:

You can use it as cover art if you'd like.

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This is one of my more awkward situations...

1769133 And here I am on the other end laughing like there's no tomorrow

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This is why I love you guys.

Got a whole awkward love triangle over here. :pinkiehappy:

Wow it looks really nice.:twilightsmile:

1771932 yes, very true.


1770472 Not you too? :raritydespair:

1772474 No I meant, did she think I was a guy..

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Nah, he's a dude. I responded to ze wrong person.

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Wait, you are a dude, right?

1772485 Okay, I'm a dude? Now I'm confused... :applejackconfused:

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EpicNinjabrodude is a dude

You are a femallllle.

1772521 Oh...Okay, so then why did you say that I-

ah, forget it... :facehoof:

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So let me get this straight:

There was a problem involving me and I didn't need to help solve it?

*slow clap which slowly raises to thunderous applause*

Bravo! Bravo, you two! Bravo!

1773141 ...*looks down at feet*

:ajsleepy: *sigh*

1773174 It's okay.

*pats back*

It happens to everyone.

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