"Ooh, ooh, is that the title?! Can I name it?! Please please pleasepleasepleas--" · 3:51pm May 11th, 2012
"--epleasepleaseplease..."
"Pinkie! Enough! Why are you two on that anyways? I don't think Author would appreciate you messing around on his laptop while he's out getting you baked goods."
"Oh, lighten up Twi. It's his fault for leaving it out in the open."
"Um, actually Rainbow, I, um, think Twilight's right. So, uh, maybe you should get off, that is if you want to..., *meep*."
"Fluttershy's right y'all, t'aint for ya ta snoopin' be through his things like that."
"Oh, come on, you guys are no fun. We're just messing around a little. What's the worst that could hap--"
"Oh, what's this button do?"
"No, Pinkie, don't! That's his browsing his--"
"GAAH!"
"--tory. I told you not to click on that."
"Oh, my."
"Oh Celestia, oh vulgar. I see now that our dear Author is not the gentelcolt I though he was."
"Huh, well would ya look at that. Ah never would of figured Author the type for.... that."
"Oh, come on you guys, it's not that bad. Don't tell me none of you have ever been curious about that stuff either.
"Rainbow! Of course we haven't! That's just revolting."
"Hey, is that what I think it is?"
"Huh, I think so."
*Eeep!*
"My word, how repulsive. Come along Fluttershy, let us leave before we are subject to any more of this... this... vulgarity."
"Ha! Looks like the prissy little miss princess has about as much tolerance as--
"Hey, AJ, look at this."
"What in the hey is that! Whoa nelly, Ah think Ah'm gonna be sick.
"Wait, Applejack, come back!"
"Aaaand, they all left. Anyways, what do you think, Pinkie?"
"I think... I think I'm going to go feed gummy."
"...... Oh come on you guys, Rebecca Black isn't that bad!"
"We're baaaack eveypony! And we have muffins!"
"Oh crap, where's the logout button, where is it where is it where is -- Ahah!"
Rainbow? What are you doing? Why are you on my laptop? What are -- IS THAT MY BROWSING HIST--
----- InfinteBrony has logged off -----
Rebecca black isn't that good either...
Gummy eat the brusselsprouts! I know you like them! They're from Brussles, Belgium-I think! You like Belgium right!?
Kur-ee!
*gasp*
My mother does not like Belgium! As a matter of fact,she has nothing to do with this!
"...... Oh come on you guys, Rebecca Black isn't that bad!" ...BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oh this is absolutely glorious
-Glassed
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I'm terribly sorry you all had to see that. I definitely won't leave my laptop just laying around again. I want to be angry, but.... I guess it's kind of my fault for not logging out when I leave my computer alone around Rainbow and Pinkie, so whatcha gonna do?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
And before anyone asks, no Rainbow isn't in a lot of trouble. But she most certainly won't be getting any cake after dinner tonight.
"But--"
No buts!
And yes, I watched Rebecca Black's Friday. I didn't like it. At all.
And Pinkie, he's an alligator, he doesn't eat vegetables. Try feeding him cupcakes instead.
~Signed, InfiniteBrony
109983 When people says "feeding Gummy", I just can't help but think of "My Little Bakery of Horror" (if you haven't read it, don't look it up!) *shudders*
"Take it easy Glassed, you just need some time to forget about that story."
"I know Derpy, but look at what Pinkie did to Fluttershy! it's was horrible!... THAT STORY WAS ATROCIOUS!"
"*sigh* And I have to live with this guy... Hope my alternate dimension self is doing better than me atm."
"ATROCIOUS!"
-Glassed
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"Silly, of course I am, I have Muffins!"dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Derpy_Hooves_lolface.png
Derpy, be careful, you're getting crumbs all over my computer desk.
"Sorry..."
HNNNGG! Not the sad face! My diabeetus! It burns!
"Oh no! I'm sorry, please be OK!"
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGG!!! Just shut up and let me hug you!
* Squeak!*
....... Much better. I swear, it's like pony insulin.
And thanks for the warning. I will now proceed to complete disregard it and most likely mentally scar myself.
110040 If you absolutely HAVE to read it, go take a look at the riff on it by Mystery Pinkie Pie Theatre 3000. At least that's somewhat funny compared to the story itself... Damn "Cupcakes"-clone
"Why would anypony read an unofficial sequel to "Cupcakes"? I mean, really? WHY?!"
"Easy there Derpy..."
-Glassed
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Thanks for the suggestion, I'll be sure to look at that.
"I can't imagine why either. And if that wasn't bad enough, I once saw a crossover of it with Rainbow Fac--"
"Derpy! We all agreed never to mention that.... that.... *gag* story ever again."
"Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry."
*sigh* "Aren't you late for work or something?"
*gasp* "You're right! I have to go, bye Author, bye Rainbow Dash!"
See you later Derpy. Make sure that the door is--
*Thud*
--open this time. *sigh* Derpy....
"My bad!"
"Sometimes I worry about that mare."
Me too Rainbow. Me too...
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...You DID read the story, didn't you? You know, it's about Scoots?
So you WANT to work there?
How rough was it?
Ouch.
You're certainly a tougher soul than I, Miss Dash.
Least I'll always be quicker on the whip though...nothing Rarity says ever slips by me!
I did.
I CAN TAKE IT. Bring it on, Miss Pomp...
*Steel puts on his game face as he and Rarity stare each other down, and Pinkie unrolls a poster behind them.*
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*She pulls out a bucket of popcorn, and Dash sits down next to her, joined by a quiet Fluttershy.*
Always designing dresses, yet never a single suit, eh Miss Pomp? Guess that says something about who you enjoy being around...
Yep, like a muddy diamond stuck in a tarpit...
And I'm just as tough as steel, hence the name. Got somethin' to deny that?
Just like she's got you in every physical competition ever created?
A mind more focused on her threads than her insults! As if looking good ever helped in a Quip Competition...
I don't think this plaid pattern would agree with your random assortment of gems. It'd sure as hell attract Diamond Dogs though! All my gems bring the Dogs to the yard!
*Steel smiles, squinting his eyes in an egotistical look of victory, still crouching to meet Rarity at eye level. She returns it with a smirk of her own.*
*His smile disappears.*
Ohhh, that's the wrong place to punch...that actually kinda hurts.