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InfiniteBrony


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  • 530 weeks
    New Story - Gatekeeper: Prince of Darkness

    Hey there everybrony! It's been a while since I made one of these, huh? Now I know what you are all thinking and don't worry, I'm still working on The Guardian (K)Night, and the revisions are coming in slow and steady. But that's not what this is all about. No, if you're seeing this, it's because I want you to know that I've made yet another story, titled Gatekeeper: Prince of Darkness. It a

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  • 543 weeks
    Shot in the dark, and a quick cry for help.

    Hey there everybrony, InfiniteBrony here. You know, that one guy with a popular story who's update rate is slower than the average lifespan of a small rodent. As you all should probably know by now, my story The Guardian (K)Night is currently on hiatus for review and rewrites. However, it seems I've hit a little snag lately.

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  • 544 weeks
    New friends, New games, An unfortunate hiatus, and An adventure for the ages!

    Well hey everybrony, guess who's back? (No, it's not the T2, he melted in a vat of molten steel, remember?) It's me!

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  • 563 weeks
    Art, Exiles, and Guardians in the Night.

    Hey there everybrony! It's been a while.

    As is no doubt obvious just by you reading this, I'm back from my self-imposed exile for the first time in three weeks. And my exile has seemed to actually serve its purpose. I'll get right to it though, because I know just what you all want to hear.

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  • 568 weeks
    Announcements, Apologies and New Ideas

    Hey there, everyone. It's me again. It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sorry for the wait.

    I suppose I'll get straight to the point. The Guardian (K)Night. I know what you're all wondering, "When's the next chapter coming out?" The truth is, I don't know. At all.

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May
11th
2012

Unfortunate Delay · 12:41pm May 11th, 2012

Hello, greetings, salutations, welcome, blah blah blah, etc. etc.

Alright, I'll keep this one short, 'cause I'm kinda on a schedule here. I'm just writing to anyone who might be listening know that--

"Author! Hurry up, let's go already!"

In a minute Derpy! Anyways, as I was saying, I'm just writing to let whoever's looking know that due to unfortunate circumstances and/or possibly alien abduction, my artist friend has been delayed in getting the cover image for GEA: Victor in Equestria to me. It should still be here later today, but I did promise a story this morning and I felt I should apologize since I won't be able to keep that promi--

*Crash*

"Oops, my bad."

"Oh, don't worry darling, it was rather garish anyways."

But my grandmother gave me that lamp!

*sigh* Anyways like I was saying, I'm sorry, but the release of GEA: ViE will be delayed by a few hours until my artist friend can send me the cover image. Thank you for your patience.

"C'mon Author, let's go! Think of the muffins!"

Alright, alright, I'm coming. Anypony else want anything while we're out?

"Oh, oh, get me some cupcakes!"

Sure thing pinks.

"An apple pie sounds mighty nice."

You got it AJ.

Anypony else? No? Alright Derpy, let's go.

"Yay!"

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Comments ( 2 )

I just love it when people do dialogue in their blogs :rainbowlaugh:
Derpy gets around these days :derpytongue2:
-Glassed

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Dialogue isn't that hard. It's actually quite fun! Instead of your single mind doing the thinking,

:twilightsmile: You've got us too!

Indeed. Seven minds working on a single comment offers a lot of ways to think, many ways to act, and often several different perspectives on a story.

:twilightsmile: And quite often some funny little quips.

Well, that's more for the eye of the beholder...but I'm glad people enjoy these. Feels...well, unique when I invite you all over to help me read and write comments.

:twilightblush: And honestly, there are SOME stories I wish you wouldn't bring me over for...

So far, you seem to have enjoyed a lot of them.

:applejackunsure: And me?

...Ok, we still aren't allowed to mention certain goods around you, less we get involved with the 'Green Flood' incident again...

:pinkiehappy: What are you talking about?! I love cus-

*Steel slaps his hand over Pinkie's mouth, cringing in terror as he darts a look over at AJ. She returns the look with a hateful glare.*

Please, Pinkie, for the sake of all our legs, do not say another word...

:pinkiesmile: Mmph!

*Steel lets go of her mouth.*

:pinkiehappy: It's usually YOUR legs on the line though!

EXACTLY WHY I STOPPED YOU. I don't have Princess Celestia's vast amount of tax dollars at my medical disposal!

:trollestia: Because it's all reserved for cake at the Castle!

When the-
:facehoof: Steel...

Princess, right, right...teleportation...*sigh*, I miss being able to explain things...

:twilightsheepish: It's why we relate so well...

True. Never seen Derpy hold such a long discussion before though...

:rainbowhuh: Wait, what? Derpy, Derpy the featherbrain? Derpy the one who can cause a BUILDING TO COLLAPSE just by sitting down?

We are indeed speaking of the same grey pegasus.

:rainbowderp: I just can't get away from her...

Ahhh, c'mon, she isn't that bad!

:rainbowderp: You've never seen her at her worst...it made the Town Hall incident look like one of Pinkie's firecrackers went off...

*Steel's eyes go wide in horror.*

Noooo...there was nothing worse than that...

:rainbowdetermined2: Ohhhh, there was...it was Cloudsdale, three weeks ago...Derpy had been going on her usual mail route as three pegasi were helping a family move to another house...she ran into the truck, and all the furniture spilled out...

Holy Gods...it was the Rain Of Couches of '12!

:rainbowderp: SHE caused it...

:derpytongue2: Hello!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Dash and Steel book it out of the room like the Devil was after them.*

:derpyderp2: Did I do something again?

:twilightsheepish: Don't worry Derpy, it's just them being their typical selves...
:facehoof: Their typical, stupid selves...

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