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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

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  • 536 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

    8 comments · 386 views
  • 536 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

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    25 comments · 503 views
  • 537 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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    6 comments · 483 views
  • 537 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

    5 comments · 499 views
  • 537 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

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Jan
27th
2014

If you had to become a dairy product, what would you be? · 1:12am Jan 27th, 2014

I have no idea either. I really shouldn't make blog posts when I'm high on raisins.

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Comments ( 26 )

Well I was milk at one time, if you know what I mean :moustache:

I know I'm awful

Daheck?

Uh... Ice cream.:moustache:

Ice cream. So cute girls would lick me.

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:rainbowlaugh: isn't a known dairy product.

1763029 WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

Why do you ask such hard questions? :fluttershbad:

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Yes to both of you. Also, that is freaking great reasoning, Moth. Sure you'd melt in about fifteen minutes, but at least you'd get licked by cute chicks. :rainbowlaugh:

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It's who I am. I am a man of hard question mojo-ness.

Plastic American cheese.

1763043 hahahahaha...


hahahahahahaha

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ha...


...I'll stop now.

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I won't.

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Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Ha.

Take the spiciest cheese you can think of.

Now, put Ghost peppers in it.

I'm a little bit hotter than that.

As in, I'll burn your mouth if you try to eat me :moustache:

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You are really hot, Froggie. Yes, I went there.

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You broke your heart just now.

1763102 My heart was broken a long time ago.

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Well that sucks. Ftw, I meant your :heart:

1763110 How did I break my :heart:?

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Hmmm... it's fixed now. On my screen the heart emote wasn't showing up.

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Plz, Fimfic! Plz don't go all wonky again! :raritydespair:

I would do the ever popular liquid cheese with bacon implanted surgically relegating in 34 liquid cheese deaths a year and 483 pony related suicides a year don't ask.:rainbowhuh:

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