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alarajrogers


Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

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  • 19 weeks
    Dream log, epic Fluttercord edition

    Had a dream during a nap that is perfectly suited to be a story; I'm not even sure I need to tweak it.

    So in the dream, Fluttershy was dying of old age, and Discord couldn't fix it. (She also had insulin-resistant diabetes, but that's kind of less important.) Discord was very upset by this, and decided to take drastic steps to prevent it.

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  • 29 weeks
    Dammit, just discovered a friend here's been dead for two years...

    Today I learned that Jordan died in April 2021, and I had no idea. I was re-reading some of my older fanfics, saw his comments, thought, "Huh, I wonder how Jordan's doing", and the answer is, he's not. Dammit.

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    15 comments · 697 views
  • 31 weeks
    FUCKING DONE FINALLY

    "The God of Breaking Rules In The Land of the Dead" is one of my oldest stories on this site. It's not my oldest incomplete -- "The King Who Would Be Man" and "Stumble In My Footsteps" are both older, all part of my initial rush in 2013-14 when I'd first gotten into the fandom and the writing came like a river. But it is old, posted almost 10 years ago (closer to 9 years, 11 months), and

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  • 31 weeks
    I'm back, bitches!

    I don't know for how long, because I never know these things.

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  • 80 weeks
    A thing y'all should maybe know

    I may or may not make the change here on Fimfiction, but on Archive of our Own and Fanfiction.net, I am changing my handle to Kaleidolon. Mainly as a branding differentiator between fanfic and profic. It's not like I can hide that Alara J Rogers writes fanfic, not after posting it to the Internet for literally 29 years, but when I get published in real life I want it to be slightly

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Jan
24th
2014

Vasectomy · 12:49am Jan 24th, 2014

So I had this dream, most of which had to do with my old high school instituting dollar tolls on the staircases, but that's neither here not there. In the dream, someone explained to me that a vasectomy is a small draconequus.

I must say, I can certainly imagine why any guy, confronted with Discord as a child, might consider getting a vasectomy, but actually calling a draconequus child a vasectomy seems like it's going a bit far.

Although in my universe, theoretically a draconequus could have been named Vasectomy. Vasectomy, the Principle of Responsible Birth Control? Man, it would kind of suck to have that be your special talent. :-)

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"Vasectomy, the Principle of Responsible Birth Control" - he/she has the impressive power of being a massive cockblock XD

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As opposed to the Principle of Chaos and Disharmony, who is just a massive cock. :-)

Somehow, I see this sort of confusion being caused by Luna and Discord fighting over access to your dreams. :rainbowlaugh:

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