May
10th
2012
Writing 'nd Stuff · 3:42am May 10th, 2012
I apologize for the lateness of the new chapter. Honestly, it has been over a month since my last update and that is practically unacceptable. I didn't even write anything until last week!
Now, I will say that I have written a decent amount in the last couple days and given a ton of thought into this new chapter. I don't know what if that means it will be amazing, but it probably means that it will be long, so I hope that make up for the LOOoOOOooOOOOooOong wait.
Now, as par with recent tradition in ending my blogs, I will give a random picture. HUZZAH!
Just Vinyl chewing on a vinyl.
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Oops, didn't put enough random in it. So, here's my thoughts on life,
Life is ruled and dictated by the potato. Just hear me out. The potato was not indigenous to Europe and life sucked before it came there. You heard of the dark ages? That was because there was no potato. Then, with the Colombian Exchange, Europe got the potato and everything got better forever (until 1914). Then, in 1740 an Irishman was recorded as saying, "Potatoes are overrated, me lad." That cause the potato famine. They were angry. They killed a million people because the potato was angry.
So now that the potato rules our lives, he can do whatever he wants. He could kill us all, but he's pretty chill. He actually likes us. He likes us so much that he will go well with our hamburgers, give us a lot of energy in the form of carbs, and he will comfort us when we are sad or (more often times) bored.
So, thank your potato. He's a nice guy and if you don't he might just murder you.
:3 yay~
Bow before Mr. Spuds, the all powerful ruler of tuberkind. Anger him and his mighty potato troops shall wipe up out.
And turn us into food.