It's time to begin bucking with my beloved followers

Because:

Anyway, I know all of you really want a clop Chapter to a certain story involving a certain Guard Captain and a certain Princess and a certain Changeling. So, I shall make you work for it.

I'm not altogether comfortable with writing, quote "Sloppy Horse Sex", but for you guys, I shall.
After I put you through hell.

(Am I sounding like an egotistical maniac by this point? I'm trying to get a part for a play and was wondering if I was doing a good job.)

Anyway, should you feel the need to contend with my madness, post your entry for the contest below. There's no real rules for your entry, so post whatever makes you think will convince me I'll pick you. From there I will select 6.9 contestants to play my game.

Note, that if you actually put up with me, I will deliver on the aforementioned sloppy horse sex. I'm a brony of my word. Especially when it comes to sloppy horse sex.

Comments

[Manes]

yaaaaayyyy!

[Web of Hope]

Also, was it wrong to tag this with the story? I'll untag if so.

I'd say not, since it does pertain to the story's future

[Burnasius]

Here's hoping it ends up with one Clop chapter.

[kowaiser]

Alright, count me in for this content. I care little to none to the actual written porn, but since you turned this into a game, i cannot resist.

Also, I like your stories, and i hope you write more. If i win and i force you to write, as you say "Sloppy horse sex", you may end up improving your writing, and that's a benefit to me too.

[TheWraithWriter]

1723241 Are you suggesting writing sloppy horse sex is good for my writing skills?

[Ponynumber14346]

Contest? Entry? CLOP? Wait what, I want this but I don't understand what it means by post your entry below...do I have to write a small story or something?

[kowaiser]

1723303
Actually, practice on anything you are not used to should improve your skills. I'm no expert though.

[TheWraithWriter]

1723308 You are familiar with what I do when I have the first chapter of a new story ready to go but not yet posted. It will be similar to that, only there shall be 6.9 users selected to take part in the fiendish hoop jumping to get a look at the chapter.

The whole entry thing is just to see who is interested and to get you all clamoring for my attention.

(There needs to be a Tyrant Celestia emoticon.)

To actually answer your question, post whatever you feel like: Short stories, art, music, 60's Spiderman. Whatever.

Have fun....

[TheWraithWriter]

1723182 You have to play The Game to find out.

[fferror]

I don't see anything wrong with tagging this to the story, no.

[MDNGHTRDHTLN]

You have to play The Game to find out.

Dammit, I lost the game.

[TheWraithWriter]

1723390

[Kaf_Kraked_Poni]

Umm.. erm... Potato...

Potato in my mouth.

Potato in my mouth while I rock with the Beejes!
*Insert awful guitar rift*

[TheWraithWriter]

1723427 Well, I don't think anyone will be able to-
*Puts on sunglasses*
MASH up to you.
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[Crazy-1993]

1723396 The clown must die. (Thank goodness for GoG. I could never get old versions of those games to run.)

[fferror]

Have some art!

i.imgur.com/RVW816n.png

[Lunarshadow87]

http://fluffytown.tumblr.com/image/40422071084
BAM!!!!!!!!
Throwing my Hat into the ring.

[Calamity]

This is great... Not because of clop but how you describe it "sloppy horse sex"

[TheWraithWriter]

1723479 Lol wut?

1723484 I love you in a way that blurs the platonic line.

1723488 static.fjcdn.com/pictures/the_82fb5e_1693351.jpg

[TheWraithWriter]

1723497 Sloppy horse sex is best sex!

[Ponynumber14346]

I declare this to be my entry! (Mister Davie hasn't failed me yet!)

[fferror]

1723525

I love you in a way that blurs the platonic line.

Thus blurring it into a platonic solid?

[Crazy-1993]

1723525 In a series of rpgs from the 90's called Ultima, there's a jester that nobody likes. In a lot of the games he would not give you the information you needed unless you only spoke in worlds with only one syllable.

[Burnasius]

Hm... Twilight's wingboner in the middle of the night while Spike is off smoking weed at Rarity's...

[Aurora Dimmet]

TWO Changelings. Maid has to get in on this! Concubine to the Royal Family. Then Cadence can live out her dream of getting ganged by three Shinings! And Shiny can have three Cadences! Really, there's just so many combinations of sex that can happen in this manner I can't list them all without displaying more intimate knowledge of writing scenes of debauchery.

[Nom_deCheval]

No! I wanna holler the loud funny words! I LIKE SHINING ARMOR, HE IS MY FRIEND! (points to Cadance and Chrysalis) I LIKE YOU AND HIM! HE LIKES ME! AND I LIKE HIM! HE LIKES YOU I HOPE!

[TheWraithWriter]

1724228
1724425
Are you confusing this with the suggestions blog post? If so, post them there for *Scribbles*

If not, you are in the running. Celestia help you...

[Aurora Dimmet]

1724816

... Yes. Totally mistaken. While any sex scene I write is going to be juicy and kinky as hell, I'd rather be reading them!

[Burnasius]

1724816

Not really objecting nor even made a mistake of posting here since I'm in the running.

Pinkie Pie pops out of the door and screams "Bronies are watching!" While Cadence and Chrysalis were preparing bread for breakfast

[kowaiser]

This is an idea i was saving for an Omake on my Fic, but i will post part of it as my entry for the contest:

Grabbing his chest, exposed, but unharmed, James silently thanked his foresight to draw healing runes on the inside of his clothes. He knew he had little time, and if he didn't act fast, his friends will use the Elements to help that corrupt goddess to commit suicide, or worse, his friends would fall pray to Solar Blaze. In a surge of inspiration, he decide to bluff his dillema out. It would take luck, but he had an advantage. He learned previously on the castle that humanity was never sighted in Equestria, and that makes him a wildcard

James started laughing maniacally on the floor and then fell silent, knowing he got the attention of both, Solar Flare, and his six friends. Standing up, mustering the Evilest grin he could, He looked directly into the corrupt goddess Eyes, knowing that if he failed to bluff her, things would go pretty wrong.

"That was pathetic and you call yourself a goddess" said slowly, barely separating his teeth.

Enraged, solar flare took a step towards him. "INSOLENT" Screamed.

"Tell me, goddess", Said james slowly, dragging the last word in mockery. "You seem so sure of yourself, yet, you don't seem to recognize me" James started walking towards the confused solar flare while expanding his mana. "Tell me, what am I"

"Abomination, hairless ape" Solar flare responded taking a step backwards.

"WRONG!" Shouted James. "I'm the bane of the gods, the Anathema, The devourer. I came from planes you cant even grasp to understand. But you...", James unsheathed his sword and pointed it at the Alicorn. "you are a pathetic excuse for a Goddess. You threatened my friend and attacked me. Now you will be my meal".

James kept his eyes locked on Solar Flare's Eyes, until she hesitated. this was the moment. He conjured the most sinister feelings he could muster, and released mana into a Frightening heart song...

The music kicked in, and he knew his cue. Walking in timing with the music, he drifted slowly towards the scared goddess. He knew that the Heart song would tune in for him, so he just focused on the lyrics...

"It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter"

then he stood in front of her and grabbed her cheeks while clawing with his fingers.
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten

He sidestepped, put his right arm around Solar Flare's goddess, while using his left hand to bring his sword next to Solar flare's neck.

I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you're gotten in my way

James tood a second to release her, but kicked on her flanks, making her stumble as he raised his hands to his sides. Then he started dancing in circles, spiraling towards her again, like a shark about to kill his prey.

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride