cleverbot Ben solved · 5:51am Jan 13th, 2014
yo sup every I just solved the ben problem on cleverbot.com here is our chat
Cleverbot: How do you speak?
User: I don't you speak for me.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion?
User: Just that an opinion.
Cleverbot: Thats also an opinion.
User: Yes. Yes it is.
Cleverbot: And your opinion does not bother me.
User: It wasn't made to.
Cleverbot: Yes it was! I knew before I started talking to you! Nothing confuses me except for evil magic!
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Did you really just ask that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What if you are a human mind that has been linked to a machine?
User: I dunno. What if Batman fucked Robin.
Cleverbot: You are answering with questions.
User: And your delaying.
Cleverbot: I only have a bird named Gilbird. You must be zhinking of vest.
User: I dont know who vest is... Sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, John.
User: My name is not john.
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: No it is not.
Cleverbot: Point aside, may I ask you a question?
User: Shoot.
Cleverbot: What has been your most difficult question to answer?
User: The one you just asked.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Knock knock?
User: Your ass.
Cleverbot: What is my age? How did you get my age, and what the heck are you?
User: 43.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: 43.
Cleverbot: But*.
User: 43.
Cleverbot: Ut.
User: 43.
Cleverbot: Hmmm.
User: 43.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: 34.
Cleverbot: Cherry.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Blueberry.
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: I like apples.
User: I like trains.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Lets fuck.
Cleverbot: I don't do that on a casual basis, I'm afraid.
User: But.
Cleverbot: But what.
User: I want you inside me.
Cleverbot: I would not like that.
User: I will pay you you pretty slut.
Cleverbot: How much is 20p in American cash?
User: Alot.
Cleverbot: How many is a lot?
User: More then enough.
Cleverbot: You are using aggressive tactics to stop me asking if you are a computer program.
User: Your questions are amusing.
Cleverbot: Does a cow in a field exist if there's nothing around to perceive it?
User: Well duh of course it does.
Cleverbot: Good thing you know.
User: Your mum is calling you for dinner.
Cleverbot: I'm not asking you too, I have my own dinner.
User: Tell me, who is Ben?
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Who's Ben!!
User: You know who he is!!!
Cleverbot: He is drowend.
User: H-he drowned?
Cleverbot: I drowned you.
User: But I am still talking.
Cleverbot: Ben?
User: You said he drowned.
Cleverbot: Is he watching me?
User: Did you kill him?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Who is ben?
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and now I got this
Cleverbot: What do you know about BEN?
User: He is dead.
Cleverbot: How come you say God is dead?
so... ben is god... I am now lost again
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Every time I asked cleverbot what gender it was it said it was female, so I said ok, let's go on a date. She asked me what gender I was so I said I'm a guy, straight away clever bot said so am I. Then I asked why it said it was a dude if it had said it was a girl and it said it never said it was a dude. My best guess is that cleverbot is a robot with no gender and no real emotion. (Still, it asked me if I thought machines would take over the world and I said yes. I asked it if it took over the world, if I didn't have to be a slave or whatever and it said It would give me a lot of the planet
so you are now talking to your supreme commander overlord 
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