Preview... · 6:56am Jan 7th, 2014
Vinyl strides in past the half-wall that separates the living room from the kitchen. She’s already gotten rid of her jacket and hoodie; now’s she’s down to a slim tank that doesn’t leave any of her belly to the imagination. Like I expected, she’s trim. If her breasts were any larger, it would mess with a perfectly proportional body. I wouldn’t like her any other way.
“Rumble~!” Huh, she just handed me a mug of some warm beverage. “On the way here Caramel mentioned you love yourself a peppermint mocha, so I whipped this up especially for you.”
I look at what has been put in my hands and… My goddesses… This is it. It takes an incomprehensible magnitude of mind and imagination to comprehend its very existence. The decadence, the balance, the impeccable elegance of synonyms! A candy cane stuck firmly into a mountain of whipped cream decorated with chocolate shavings from top to bottom all towering over a smooth creamy mixture of cocoa-infused milk stirred together with coffee to blur the line between thick and thin for the end goal of soothing the throat with a warm and spicy yet refreshing sensation accompanied by a sizzling simmer at the tips of the fingers that brings about wistful memories of holidays come and gone! All of these qualities are only the minimal requirements towards the creation of the ultimate triumphant paragon of peppermint mochas!
Sounds about right
What am I doing here?
I took a sip as I looked up at Vinyl. "Eh, it's pretty good."
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Wait. What does that have to do with me?
1693923 absolutely nothing. :darkhelmet:
1694056 I'll admit your (alternate/joke) line is pretty funny but prodding at me like i'm some sort of sage who knows comedy or like i'm just an audience member is slightly creepy. Also that.... thing you tried to put both doesn't work nor does it feel like it makes sense.
1694616 The dark helmet thing has to do with the movie Spaceballs.
And every time I read this preview, I feel like I'm watching A Christmas Story. Red Ryder BB Gun!