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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

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  • 536 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

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  • 536 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

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  • 537 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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    6 comments · 483 views
  • 537 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

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  • 537 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

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Jan
2nd
2014

Where in the heck is Sheep? And why is it that he promises a story and never gives us anything? He's probably not even a real writer... · 4:14pm Jan 2nd, 2014

Welp, I'm back from my glorious Christmas vacation with new laptop in tow. 'Tis been a while since I've last participated in Fimfictional activities, and I'm happy to have returned to the land of the almost-living.

I've basically completely wasted my vacation playing Pokémon Crystal and drinking orange Yoohoo. What? Orange Yoohoo doesn't exist!? Well, it should. It really should. Dang it! Now I've got a craving for a drink that doesn't even exist. Such is life, it seems.

I really should do more writing, or perhaps finish learning the exercise I've been working on with my guitar, but I have excuses for being utterly uncreative and unproductive. One - sweep picking is hard. Try it and tell me it's not. Two - I um... oh wait, I don't actually have an excuse for not writing much, I'm just a lazy teenager.

Welp, there goes my vacation. But hey, I got a level sixty Sudowoodo, that has to count for something. No? Well Mr. Condescending voice in my head, you suck too.

Anyway, I have written a small amount, just not nearly as much as I would have liked to/was expecting to. I'll have this story out at some point, probably, and when I do, it will probably feel ridiculously awesome.

So, see ya peeps. I'm gonna go write for five minutes or something, or maybe I'll just play with my Feraligatr...

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Comments ( 6 )

Well, I have a level 89 Charizard somewhere, along with two Darkrai's, both over level 60.

1674824 *nods*

Legit.

...Well, sort of...

I used action replay to get get one of the Darkrais at level 40.

The other Darkrai was a legit Nintendo event though!

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Ahh, the "Action Replay"... I've had four of those, and they were all undoubtably worth the twenty green moulah strips I spent on each of them.

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