Ask Any Character Anything · 2:11am Dec 24th, 2013
Hey everybody. What's up. RazortheAwesome here to tell you that unfortunately, there will be no updates for Wake up. See this. What do? this week (Holidays and all). Don't worry, I'm not canceling this story of anything (because the ONLY way this story is getting canceled is if I unfortunately die), but I do wanna do something for you guys as both an apology for taking so long to update this story, as well as give something back to you guys for making my story so awesome. Tis the season after all. 
Anyway, originally I was going to do another "Ask Me Anything" blog again, but this time it was gonna be "Ask Ghost Sombra Anything" cause I thought it would be funny. However, at the suggestion of one of my followers (you know who you are ), I've decided that I'm not going to do that, but I am going to do something similar.
So, at my follower's suggestion (who shall remain nameless), I have decided to take a page from TallestBrony's book and have decided to let you not only ask the character Ghost Sombra questions, but EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THIS STORY.
Yep, that's right. I am going to let you ask any character in this story any question you want. It will be just like a regular "Ask Me Anything" blog, but instead of asking me, the author questions (though since I am a part of this story now you will still be able to ask me questions), you will get to ask the characters in Wake up. See this. What do? questions, and I will answer them in character to the best of my ability. Not only that, but my co-author DaedaltheusXIV and the characters in the side story have given their support in this idea, so if you want to ask them questions too you are more than welcome to, and they will answer them to the best of their ability in the manner they see fit.
Here is how this is going to work (well, this is how I am going to do it at least, Daedaltheus, side story characters, feel free to do things your own way if you want to). I have provided for you a list of every single character I could think of in Wake up. See this. What do? (though on the off chance that I missed a character, chances are they are fair game, so yeah, don't worry about that), and if you see a character that you want to ask a question to. Well, ask away in the comments. There is no limit to how many questions you can ask, and there is no limit to how many characters you can ask questions to, so ask as many questions as you want to as many characters as you want. Afterwards, I'm gonna let this blog sit for a week or so to let the questions collect, and then at the week's end. I will answer every single question asked of any of the characters from Wake up. See this. What do? to the best of my ability, as I have stated twice already.
While I do promise an on time response for any of the characters from the main story (and given my track record with these sorts of things, I do plan on keeping this one, so yeah, don't worry about that) because those are my characters, I can't speak or make any promises for DaedaltheusXIV or the characters in the side story, as since I am not the ones answering those questions, I can't speak for them to say when and how they will get their questions answered.
Still, feel free go go nuts. Nothing's holding you back, go for it.
Oh, before we begin though, I probably should mention this:
List of characters you CAN'T ask questions to:
Main Characters:
Jason Morgan
Why can't you ask any questions to Jason Morgan? Well, it's quite simple really. It's the same reason I've never described what he looks like. He's meant to be an avatar for the reader, so any answers to any questions he gets would be your own answers to those questions just as why he is doing the things he does and what motivates him is your own reasons for those things. So yeah, since Jason Morgan is effectively an avatar for you guys, yeah, you won't get to ask him questions. Sorry.
That being said though I actually have a question for you about him. What do you guys actually imagine he looks like? I have my own answer for this, but I wanna hear yours first. I wanna know what you all think of his character and what he's meant to look like. I really am curious.
But yes, without any further adieu, lets get rolling.
List of characters you CAN ask questions to:
Main Story:
The Author:
RazortheAwesome (Yes, you can still ask me questions too)
Mane 6:
Twilight Sparkle
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie/Ghost Pinkie Pie (really they're the same character so yeah...)
Other Characters:
Lyra
Bon Bon
Spike
Ghost Sombra
Big Macintosh
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Berry Punch
Minuette
Granny Smith
Time Turner
Derpy Hooves
Vinyl Scratch
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
The Author of the Plush:
DaedaltheusXIV
Roseluck
The Plush:
Risen Flagg/Nyarlathotep
Trixe Lulamoon
Joseph Curwen
Queen Chrysalis
Zombie Sombra
Slenderpony
Haypennywise
Screwloose
Side Story:
Swimming Dalek's Reformed Dalek Army:
Commander Swimming Dalek
Dalek Antares: Dalek Supreme commander, head of Operations Management
Dalek Regulus: Dalek Scientist commander, head of Research and Development
Dalek Aldebaran: Dalek Strategist commander, head of Tactical Executions
Dalek Spica: Eternal Dalek commander, head of Hatchery and Growth
Dalek Nikola: Dalek Drone commander, head of infantry and direct combat
Registered Anonymous's Hacker Squad:
Registered Anonymous
Steve
Slim Slam
Jim the Jam
Calvin Kleiner
Ramirez
Tommy
Reginald ("MY NAME IS DAVE")
Doctor Doc
The Janitor
Bronze Statue, solo member of RA's hacker squad:
Bronze Statue
Gordon Freebrony and the Enterprise Crew:
Gordon Freebrony
Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Spock
Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Zecora
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
Hikaru Sulu
Nyota Uhura
Pavel Chekov
Red Shirts
The Ship's Computer
BRP's little group:
BRP
Hugh Jackman/Hacking AI
The AIA:
Grey Rebl
Nana
Grey Rebl's Secretary
Clustershine
Agent Braeburn
Agent Little Strongheart
Various other Agents/Scientists/Workponies/ect...
So Sombra, you really like annoying Twilight, right? Is there anything you wouldn't do to aggravate her?
HEY EVERYONE!!!!
I'M THE ONE THAT SUGGESTED THE ASK ANY CHARACTER ANYTHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i'M NO LONGER NAMELESS!
Ahem... anyway, To the questions
To: Gordon:
1. What the fuck man?
2. I control every aspect of your life. How does that make you feel?
To: RA:
I ate all the cookie dough. I have the last chocolate chips, flour, and sugar in four hundred dimensions. If you want the ingredients, meet me at the pub, you know which one, and bring me the crown jewels of Equestria. Or else a black hole will be eating the last of the cookie ingredients that you will be able to get for at least six months.
To:
TallestBronyRazor:*SLAP* That's for taking so long to update. *Random Equestrian mare pops into existance and frenches you* THAT's for continuing to write... Oh, right... I should ask a question too... uhhh.... how did those actions make you feel? HMMM?
To Nyan... Uhh... Nyla.... Rag....Nrlantho.... Risen Flagg:
You are a bitch ass whorse whore whose is going down. Also, I know what you did that night to Trixie. Not so powerful now, are you, poopyhead?
To Winona:
Who's a good doggie? Who's a good doggie!
To Slenderpony:
To: Nana:
I saw what you did in cyberspace, you naughty filly. I have video of it. Why did you keep moaning the name Hugh over and over while you wee doing it too?
To: Twilight:
You are going to become an alicorn and then give up the elements of harmony. What do you think?
To: Celestia
Why is your flank so huge? It's just a massive wobbly marshmallow of sunnybuttness. I'm not complaining, but geez....
To Luna:
Teh moon sucks. Sun 4eva!!!
To: Time Turner/Doctor
How old are you.... really, Doctor? Why are your eyes so old, yet your face so young? And Doctor.... who?
To: Scootaloo:
How does it feel to be a useless, chicken-y blankflank that will never amount to anything?
#scootabuse
To: Rainbow Dash:
Did you know Daring Doo is real, and that she is the author of the novels?
To Fluttershy:
What does the fox say?
To: Pinkie:
There are four new stallions in Ponyville who have yet to have their welcoming party. They might actually think about disliking the town without a party. What kind of mare are you to let them not have a party?
*whispers to self* please don't know who they actually are, please fall for it, please don't hate me for trying to pull your heartstrings
To: The Readers
Y U SO IGNORANTS?
To: Daedalus IV
How is our evil genius today?
To Roseluck:
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL SO MANY OF MY REDSHIRTS? THEY DON'T COME CHEAP, YOU KNOW!!!!! Sigh.... At least I still have the generic redshirt cloner.... YOU OWE ME RAW ORGANIC MATERIALS TO MAKE NEW REDSHIRTS WITH!!!!!
To: Razor:
You mad they aren't all questions?
Oh, boy… now I await the questions…
Dalek army: WE AWAIT YOUR INTERROGATIONS!
Me: OH, COME ON, GUYS! Now you make the readers all sound like impatient, annoying, arrogant little fools!
Daleks: THEY ARE!
Me: Uh… uhm… ah… Can't argue with you on that one...
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But we ARE impatient, annoying, and arrogant little fools!
1641322 This feels like banter straight out of Kid Icarus: Uprising. Seriously, I've been balancing between that and Pokémon Y, which has been AWESOME, by the way… so, what do you guys want for Christmas?
RA: I WANT A-
Everyone else: NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW!
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LOL...
Oh, Almost forgot:
*Ahem*
To: Assembled Daleks
EXTERMINATE
WAIT, NO,
EXAMINE THIS
... Oh boy this isn't gonna end well- *gets punched out of my chair*
R.A.: Oh this is gonna be fun! *grabs hold of the keyboard*
Alright my first question goes to you Razor. Did you get my imaginary holiday internet hookah? I think I left it in the comment sections in one of the past two chapters.
Next question goes to Ghost Sombra. Have you ever tried possessing someone before and If so who?
Question number three goes to Dalek Nikola, Have you ever thought of bashing your enemies skulls in instead of just disintegrating them? I find it quite relaxing when a clump of gray matter sticks to my golf club after beating some random person to death with it.
Fourth question goes to Rarity. What are you thinking about at this very moment? *holds up a picture of dicks up for Rarity*
Question five goes to Haypennywise. I challenge you to 'fisticuffs'! Or in your case 'hooficuffs'! Do you accept?!
Sixth question goes to SwimmingDalek. Can you transform into Squid Girl for a little while and twerk while I film it on camera? If I make copies of the video and sell it online we'll make millions I tell you! Millions!
Final question goes to RisenFlag AKA Nyarlathotep. Which type of wine do you prefer? I am having trouble trying to pick one out as a gift for you for the holidays. Also bite my glorious golden ass you Cthulu Mythos bastard.
*moves R.A. over and sits back in his chair* Now that he is done its my turn to ask a question. This one goes to Nyarlathotep as well. You are locked in a room with R.A. out of the choices you have below what do you do?
A) Warp out of the room to avoid his aura of stupidity.
B) Make him die a slow and painful death.
C) Have tea and cookies with him and talk about life.
or D) A mixture of both B and C.
R.A.: ...I don't really like that last question.
I was asking him not you.
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R.A.: ... OH DECK THE HALLS WITH GORDON'S BRAINS TRALALALAL LALA LA LA! *merrily skips off to where Gordon is to give him the beating of a lifetime.* TIS THE SEASON TO BE SLAUGHTERY! TRALALALA LALA LA LA!
...I really hope you were just kidding man with the cookie dough... please tell me you were just kidding.
Can't really think of any questions, but I got a message for Mister Daedalus and Miss Roseluck.
SVMWVIHLM RH ZOSEV, ELRXV GDL.
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is...... that supposed to mean something?
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ME: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
*runs fast enough to create three successive sonic booms*
ME: RAZOR, HELP ME!!!!!
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Stop annoying me for chapters and I'll consider it
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Ah... I see...
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I... DON... FINE, JUST SAVE ME!!!!
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Okay...
*snaps fingers.* DONE
The two of us are standing here...
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*eyes go wide as skin starts to bubble, armored hands reaching up to grasp at the expanding face*
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Hey, you asked me to get you away from Registered Anonymous you didn't tell me to take you somewhere safe.
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*Flicks you off while using awesome sub-author powers to summon an HEV helmet and airtanks Q-style*
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You know I am still the main author right?
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Me: Whoa, this is awesome. I have so many questions that I want to a-
PInkie Pie: I want to ask questions too!
Me:P-Pinkie, What are you doing here. You're suposed to answer to questions, not ask them.
PP:Aww, But I want to ask questions.
Me: Well, why did you come here? Why not someone else, like Razor?
PP: You and Razor are the only ones that let me use their computers, and Razor won't let me make questions on his. Please.
Me: I-I-I, ugh, fine.
PP:Yay! To RazortheAwesome: Will you come to my party? I really really Would like it if you came.
Me: Uh, Pinkie, Maybe you shouldn't ask th-
PP: To Twilight: When are you coming back to ponyville? We are so woried and there is going to be party.
Me: Hey, Pinkie let me make some ques-
PP: To Princess Celestia: Are you allright? I mean Spike can't send letters to you, and everypony here ponyville is so woried. That's all.
Me:Finally, now I can ask my own ques- Wait Pinkie don't push that bu
Ghost Sombra:
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Once you get your body back, what's the first thing you are going to do?
Since you are basically Twilight's Stand, what is your Stand Name?
What would you say to a spin off story involving your shenanigans as a ghost?
Why don't you try possessing Twilight sometime in case she ever freezes up or is asleep so that you can use her body to interact with the environment?
Why do you go by "King Sombra" when you ruled an Empire? Shouldn't you be an emperor?
Did you ever serve Crystal Meth in the Crystal Empire?
Pinkie Pie:
I am a brown Pit Bull/Shar Pei dog with sun glasses on, Can I have a hug?
You have a pedal helicopter that Gilda destroyed, did you base the design off of the Hind that is flying around?
What is the difference between a muffin and a cupcake, aside from the icing?
What would you do to the author of "Cupcakes" if you got your hooves on him?
Are you an agent of the Muffin Man?
If you hug your ghost self will you implode the universe?
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat, what do you think will come of that?
Twilight:
Have you tried looking for the Necronomicon?
Did you know that SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK, and that right now you are stronger than ever?
Did you know that you are most likely developing Stockholm Syndrome the longer you are with Ghost Sombra?
Where the hell did your sword and suit go?
You do realize that if Ghost Sombra continues to torment you, you can just threaten to rape him since you can actually touch him? It scared Jason, so it might work right?
Rarity:
Firstly, What does the scouter say about your dick level?
Secondly, what would it take to stop your whoring?
Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Rainbow Dash:
The hell was up with that dream you had?
Does this video seem about right?
Don't try to deny it, ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!?
Fluttershy:
Where did you learn Kung Fu/Knife Training?
Did you know that Rarity is actually more perverted in the head than you?
Applejack:
If life gives you lemons, what do you do with them?
Why have you never made Appleshine, it's stronger than Cider?
Spike:
Why does everyone keep calling you a baby when you're only about five years younger than Twilight?
What was going through your mind when you froze up when you thought Twilight was hitting on you?
You do realize that Rarity is kind of a slut right and that she is using you for slave labor?
Why don't you give that bitch a canon? Bitches love canons.
Haypennywise:
DO THEY FLOAT?
TO ALL CHARACTERS
I've been in the story; Can I ask myself questions? Kiro, was that cinnamon roll tasty?
1646990 Huh, I never really though about that.... Ah sure why not
RazortheAwesome- How awesome does it feel being the awesome writer who made the awesome fic that got me into awesome fanfiction?
Also, is it okay if I- as a very close friend of yours- lovingly and kindly destroy everything you hold dear? You know, just a little.
Twilight Sparkle- Sparkle sparkle sparkle?
And how did you find out- with certainty- about Nyarageramamapelopolus attacking?
Also, exactly how would you react to- say- a super powerful being with powers to do as it pleases, regardless of the laws of the universe, appearing? On that note, how would you feel if, at the same time, aliens with super-advanced technology appeared, with knowledge so great that it could change the world's views on what is and isn't possible? And lastly, how would you feel if all of this happened while you were away, and you never noticed?
Applejack- Who's a silly pony?
Rainbow Dash- If given the opportunity, would you brutally slaughter your fellow pegasi in an effort to make rainbows?
Also, who/what haven't you been shipped with?
Rarity- Dicks?
And speaking of dicks, I would like to ask another question: Penis?
Fluttershy- How many souls of demons did you have to consume to gain the ability to kill with a simple stare?
Also, let's just say that- theoretically- I might want to purchase enough weed to get an entire city the size of- say- Canterlot, high. In this entirely theoretical situation... how many bits we talkin'?
Pinkie Pie- The lampshade flies tabasco sauce to Jamaica. I can't say more. Be sure to spread the message.
Lyra- What was your first high like?
And what, exactly, went through your mind when you first saw Jason?
Bon Bon- When Lyra revealed to you her secret plan to magically replace her hooves with hands, how did you respond?
Spike- Have you ever tried to send anything... other than letters to Princess Celestia?
Ghost Sombra- So, seeing as you're so totally evullz and stuff, what do you plan to do when you get your body back?
Big Macintosh- Are you Heavy Weapons Pony?
Applebloom- I say! Wouldst thou purchase a multitude of these red fruits?
Sweetie Belle- Oh, Sweetie Belle, what will it take for me to get to you?
Scootaloo- Are you a chicken whisperer?
Granny Smith- Would you like a banana!?
Time Turner- When will you reveal your true identity, herr Doctor? I tire of your foolish lies...
Derpy- How do you feel about the prospect of being framed for the deaths of hundreds? I hope you're okay with it. Bah, I'm sure you're okay with it.
Princess Celestia- Welp. Under your ever so watchful eye, several aliens invaded, horrific beings from hell have been let loose upon Equestria, two battles have occurred right above your country, a nuke went off, a corrupt politician gained significant power, your student tried to rape a human she teleported in, said human gained godmode powers, and an evil god hellbent on death and destruction has arrived from the cosmos, presumably to kill you all mercilessly. AND YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED A GODDAMN THING. So, with that in mind... Do you sometimes wish you could, as a leader- just maybe- try a liiiiittle bit harder to discover threats before they've already gotten halfway to killing you all? Y'know. Just saiyan.
Princess Luna- You know, if we made a poll about who the best potato chip bag was, you'd still win. Does knowing this kind of thing ever make you feel arrogant?
Also, what are some of your favorite comics?
DaedaltheusXIV- Why do you enjoy making me weep so, evil man?
Risen Flagg/Nyarglapharmaplam- You are a stupid, stupid, stupidhead. Are you ashamed for being such a meany meanface?
Also, why did you steal my pepper shaker? I know it was you. I demand that you return it, or I shall incur the wrath of a thousand llamas upon thee!
Would you give up if I offered you a sandwich? I believe that that situation would benefit everyone. They survive a horrible, painful destruction, and you get a sandwich. Everyone wins! Plus, you don't get inevitably slaughtered by the most powerful race in all of the multiverse- the mighty Llama.
Joseph Curwen- Why does an Outer GOD need a butler?
Trixie- Are rabbits allowed to eat you, or is it only kids?
Queen Chrysalis- Y'know, Chrysalis, you try to be scary, and I give you points for effort, but have you ever seen Queen CHRYSSALID? Now THAT is scary.
Slenderpony- I won't ask something silly like, "Will you leave if I give you twenty dollars?" No, that would be ridiculous, and stupid... So. What are your thoughts on the idea of THIRTY dollars?
Also, I'd like to tell you that you're quite famous in my universe! We even have songs about you!
Some... a bit more cheerful than others.
Haypennywise- Why do you dress up as a clown? Do you think it's scary? Because it's not very scary.
Screwloose- Radda ra-radda radda-ra-radda-radda radda?
Swimming Dalek- Is your horrible, pain-induced insanity fun? It sounds fun.
Registered Anonymous- Have your squirtle-powered flamingo sandwiches destroyed the commies yet?
Have you patented cookie-fu yet? It's clearly the most mighty fighting style in all the galaxies.
Slim Slam- I require that you combine bodies with Jim the Jam in order to create an awesome snack, with an awesome theme to accompany it. Oh, shit, that's not a question... Uhh... please?
Gordon Freebrony- Why are you not named "Gordan Freepony?" Wouldn't that name be oh-so-much more clever?
Captain Kirk- What are your thoughts of dying while only in the presence of a lonely, bald man?
Spock- So, uhh... Why'd you allow Prime Directive to be broken? I mean, sure, I'm not personally against the idea, but I would have guessed you'd feel quite the opposite. (WHAT!? AN LEGITIMATE QUESTION!? WHAT IS THIS HERECY!?)
Zecora- How does it feel, being in inferior, striped pony?
Red Shirts- I have no question to ask of you. I can't waste your time. I need to tell you something: take cover. For the love of god, take cover.
Grey Rebl- So. You're up against someone with near limitless resources, a nuke has arrived at your base, your allies are aliens, with weapons capable of blowing up planets, and- just between you and me- god himself is trying to screw you over. How does this make you feeeeeeeel?
Nana- Just how in the hay do you even WORK!?
Various other Agents/Scientists/Workponies/ect- I bet you guys feel real useful. Like, without background worker number 473, how could this story even HOPE to progress!?
R.A.: cookie dough planet? Cookie dough planet. (Ah, the wonders of Spelljammer.)
Gordon Freebrony: LASERS???? (caution.)
Bronze Statue: You think you're cool with that pseudonym? Well, you're NOT! I OWN YOU!!! YOU SHALL DANCE TO MY WHIMS, MUHUHAHAHAAHA!!! *cough, hack* Anyways, you seem to know quite a bit about alien tech. What exactly did you do before being "enlisted" in RA's army of hackers?
Time Turner: 1. What are your opinions on pears? 2. What is your gut reaction to the following phrase:
3. Do you hear the drumming?
Zecora: Have you ever spoken with a different poetic structure just to throw everyone off? Like, say, instead of couplet rhymes, using dactylic hexameter or iambic pentameter. Heck, even an alternating A-B-A-B style of rhyming. If so, what were the reactions?
AJ: How do you think you'd fare as a Space Marine? (including description of what that is.)
Ghost Sombra: Didney Worl?
Twilight: Sparkle? Please???
You know, I just realized something. Since not all the character we're asking questions to are mine, that means that I technically can ask some questions too.................... AND HERE WE GO!!!!
Swimming Dalek
1.) How exactly did the Daleks end up following a multiform anyway? I'm asking this cause while I have a pretty clear understanding of the majority of the side story character's backstories, yours is still kind of a mystery to me. So yeah, how did that happen?
2.) Have you by any chance met an alien named Zarbon? I'm sure the two of you would have a lot in common.
3.) Just what are some of the songs in your playlist? I wanna know.
Dalek Antares
1.) Out of curiosity, who is second in command after you?
2.) Are you more like this Dalek?
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Or this Dalek?
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I'm still not quite clear on that?
3.) Even though you all are supposed to be reformed. How much EXTERMINATING do you all do?
Registered Anonymous
1.) Who were your parents?
2.) Any chance you could tell us/me what you look like underneath that mask of yours?
3.) You and Pinkie Pie start planning a party together. What is the result?
Steve
1.) Why are you suck a dick to everybody?
Bronze Statue
1.) Why are you so silly?
2.) Is your father Tony Stark by any chance?
Gordon Freebrony
1.) Have you been seeing any images of the G-man since you got here? Or does this take place in an alternate universe where instead of going on all the adventures of the Half Life games, you instead joined Starfleet?
James Tiberius Kirk
1.) Having fought and f*cked your way out of more perilous situations than Heracles or his ass**** of a father Zeus, just how many bastard/alien/hybrid/demigod children do you think you have? Have you even thought about that?
2.) You know you are kind of an idiot right?
3.) How has Carol Marcus been ever since that incident with Khan?
4.) Do you at least use protection (you know what I mean)?
Spock
1.) What is the most illogical thing that you've seen since you all got here?
2.) What is the most fascinating thing that you've seen since you all got here?
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
1.) You seem to be handling yourself pretty well up there. Ever thought of becoming captain yourself since you seem to know more about The Enterprise than Kirk?
Red Shirts
1.) Have you ever considered, oh I don't know, WEARING A DIFFERENT COLOR SHIRT!!!!???
BRP
1.) So, just how good are you with that bow? Please tell me that you have the skills of Green Arrow/Hawkeye.
Grey Rebl
1.) You know that the AI you created, Nana, is in love with another AI right? How does that make you feel?
2.) Life decides to give you lemons, what do you do with them?
3.) METAL GEAR!!!! Okay that's not really a question but still, METAL GEAR!!!!
Grey Rebl's Secretary
1.) So how did you gain the position that you now have?
2.) Is it frustrating sometimes working with the ponies that you do?
Nana
1.) So honestly. What do you think of BRP's AI, Hugh Jackman?
2.) Go on, you can tell me.
3.) What programming language was used to make you? Can't be anyone that humans know?
4.) Just how were you made exactly?
5.) Since it has been established that you have feelings, and can feel. How do you feel right now?
6.) Hugh Jackman is in the room with you now. How does that make you feel?
Agent Braeburn
1.) You know that Little Strongheart has the hots for you right?
Agent Little Strongheart
2.) What's stopping you from just telling Braeburn your feelings for him? I mean yes, you are on a mission, but come on, what's stopping you?
Steve: Have you ever met Mari-- I mean, Malik Blishtar? And if you have, what kinds of totally-not-villanous things did you do?
Spock: Keeping the chemistry and physics of our world the same, can you describe the logic behind a theoretical universe where everything is opposite (e.g. good and evil, light and dark, enemy and friend, red and green (color wheel opposites,) etc.) and the workings thereof?
Daleks: Since you are reformed, what is your opinion of The Doctor? And how did you end up following a multiform?
Razor: Why do I feel utterly insane at times? Do you like mmmmmmbananas? Is Time Turner actually The Doctor, or is he a poseur? What do you think of that one face Rainbow Dash made in the Daring Do episode (if you saw it, you know the one I'm talking about) in relation to the concept of "Wake up. See this. What do?"
Invisible Chameleon That's Been Passively Watching Everything With a Vague Sense of Amusement and has no Desire to Actually Affect the Story (don't think I didn't notice you): What are your thoughts on the goings-on so far?
This doesn't belong here, but fuck that.
Well hello. How long has it been 2-3 days or something. I was suposed to put my own questions after Pinkies, but things happened. First pinkie put a party up and forced me to party with her. second... well things happened
-Flashback-
Me:uh, pinkie this is nice party and all, but I was suposed to make some questions to razor and some other ponies.
PP:Oh, Tenebris can't your questions wait we have to party. There is cupcakes and cake and punch and lemonade, and and everything delicious. *jumps happily*
Me:Well, I guess we could party some time. By the way, Why isn't there anyone else. *looking around*
PP:Silly Tenebris, which kind of human would believe that pink pony was throwing party. Well exept Razor, but he is special.
Me:*Looks suprised whike looking at pinkie* Good point.
That's how it went for hour or two. After some time things got weird.
Me:Hey Pinkie! Do you hear that *Listening around*
PP:What, I don't hear anything.
Me:*Still listening* It was something like hissing or-*Turns around and freezes*
PP:Hey Tenebris why did you sto-*Turns around anad sees what I saw*
Behind us was spider that was at least as tall as pinkie.
Me:*whispering*P-pinkie,Why is there a giant spider in front of us.
PP: I don't kno-Um, oops. *Smiles awkwardly*
Me: Pinkie why did that oops sound like "I think I forgot something and now we are in trouble because of that"-OOps.
PP:Um, well you see. I think I forgot to close the hole I used to come in your house, and because of risen flag I had to use detour and I guess I ended in some kind of planet with giant spiders, though I didn't see any when I was there.
Suddenly the spider starts to screech
Me: Well this really wasn't the way I thought I would be leaving this world. *Turns to look at Pinkie* It was nice to kno- Why do you have a flame thrower?
PP: I have no idea.
After that she gave me flame thrower too and we had to fight gigantic spiders. I still don't know where she got those weapons, but she is Pinkie Pie so I'm not questioning it. we finally closed the hole and killed all of the spiders.
Me: Finally, that was the last spider.
PP:Uh, Tenebris...
Me:What?*turns to look at Pinkie* Well shit.
The whole house was on fire and there was no way out.
Me: WHY!!!
PP: Well, we did use flame throwers inside building.
Me: *Looking at pinkie* You know what, I'm just going to lay down and sleep.
PP: *Grabs my hand* No don't do it there is way out.
Me: There is? Well why didn't you say sooooo- *Pinkie pulls me in weird hole in air*
-end of flashback-
Me: -and that is why my questions were late. Now I'm stuck in equestria, In weird new body, (Grass green coated, Blood red maned earth pony mare) And without way to get back home. Also this world is rejecting me because I am not part of the story (If I understood what Pinkie told me, The world couldn't get rid of me, so it made it like I don't exist at all, I'm fucking invisible to everyone excluding Pinkie).
Oh, yeah the questions.
To Risen Flag: Why the fuck did you start this whole thing? This is all your fault.
To Rarity: Why do you think so much dicks?
To Twilight: Why are you so cra- oh wait that's partly my fault. uh what is your favourite color?
To Luna: Why isn't moon made of cheese, or is it?
To Big mac: Eeyup or nope?
To CMC: Why lumberjacks?
That should be it. Now I'm going to go and cry in a corner.
~TenebrisSol away
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R.A.: Who're my parents? Dude I was created from the mind of a god damn
otakugeeknerdlazy bastardbrony who is currently in his early twenties. That and he never really got around to creating my parents in my official canon... although I sometimes want to imagine myself as the gay love child of Deadpool and Chuck Norris... One can dream right?R.A.: What's behind my mask eh? Well I could pull a Kakashi Hatake but I'm not in the trolling mood today. Instead I'll just say the truth, if you ever caught a glimpse of my face I would have to kill you and I don't mean simply bash your skull in mind you. *suddenly things become incredibly dark for some reason* I would take my sweet, sweet, SWEET time in killing you. This would involve burning you, slashing you, stabbing you, ripping you, dissecting you, bashing you, and burying your remains at the bottom of the lowest, deepest, trenchiest trench in the ocean so that no one else would try to pick whatever is left of your brain apart to gain the knowledge of my face. *suddenly things become light again* Just kidding! Anyway all you need to know about my face is that it is a secret that I'll take to my grave! Anywho, next question!
R.A.: If I planned a party with Pinkie Pie what would be the result? Well to blunt it would most likely involve: 1) Tons of baked goods. 2) Tons of alcoholic beverages. 3) Tons of alcoholic baked goods. 4) Laser light show. 5) A rave. 6) Loads and loads of weed. 7) Hundreds of thousands of bits/dollars in property damage with half of Ponyville being destroyed because of the party we throw. Or in short a normal night whenever I go hit up the clubs back in my world only with ponies.
Yo Razor, send me a PM whenyou get around to answering the questions so I can write up the answers to my questions and send 'em to you.
If you could write them down too, that would help, but you don't have to.
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I'm not gonna get around to answering these questions until Wednesday (I posted it on Wednesday it only makes sense that I do it a week later when I say a week later, plus it leaves time for stragglers)
But yeah, do you guys want me to PM the questions directed to you guys TO you guys or do you just wanna read through the questions on your own and send me the answers (via PM or otherwise)? Or do you wanna do this some other way?
Also where is Grey Rebl? I haven't seen him in this yet.
But yeah, how do you guys wanna do this?
Me:*Looks the comment he left yesterday* Wow, I was really drunk Yesterday.
PP: Yeah, but it was really nice comment
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Hmmm...
I'd prefer a PM of the questions directed to me, and then I'll send you the answers to do with as you please. I should be able to answer them on the same day as you.
As for GreyRebl, perhaps the nuclear radiation is preventing communication or something.
Are you getting [SIGNAL LOST] or [NO SIGNAL] or [COMMUNICATION LOST] errors?
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1.) Me: Well, back on my home world of Kalporos, I found a few of them, scorched, without memory, and completely wrecked. I took it upon myself to fix them up, and whaddya know? They loved me! They were like babies, and I taught them about simply being nice from there. Next thing I know, they start to make a whole empire devoted to keeping peace and giving the Daleks a good image!
2.) Me: Zarbon? Never heard of him. But the name DOES seem familiar…
3.) Me:… that's personal information and you can't do anything to make me release it-
Dalek Regulus: Mainly Nightcore, with a touch of romance songs, and several Elvis Presley albums!
Me: OH, COME ON!
Antares' questions
1.) Antares: After me, Dalek Aldebaran stands as the second highest in command! His strategy formulations would fill in the gaps of any possible absences!
2.) Antares: Dalek Supremes are the white model, and Dalek Drones are the red ones!
3.) Antares: We only exterminate those who defy the laws of the Shadow Proclamation!
Me: That's what we WANT people to think. We also go hunting on Sundays, it really beats having to go to church. And besides, everyone's always NAKED at church… Daleks' clothes are technically their casings, which is also their only form of mobility, so that's a no-no. Oh, we also exterminate those pesky planet-to-planet Jehovah's Witnesses...
1657086 Alcoholic baked goods? My friend, have you ever heard of Bailey's Bread?
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Made out of Bailey's beer and… whatever you use to make bread with… I dunno. In real life, my mum makes the most DELICIOUS Bailey's Bread in the WORLD! I take it to every important occasion I can, because I get alcohol in my system and NOBODY CAN STOP ME! Well, in reality, you'd have to eat a dozen loaves in one sitting to even get buzzed off the stuff, but still, I'M DRUNK IN THE MIDDLE OF A LECTURE!
Almost-last-second-question time!
Antares: What would you do if offered a jelly baby?
Regulus: Second verse, same as the first. I pose to you the same question as I did to Antares.
SwimmingDalek: See above.
Slim and Jim: Slim Jims or Jerky? Coke, Pepsi, or Hetap?
Gordon Freebrony and Razortheawesome: Do you know who ate all the donuts?
Pinkie Pie: What is your favorite transcendental number?
Razor and Daedaltheus: (IRL and at the exact time you read this question, no cheating.) The object closest to your left hand besides your computer and related peripherals is your only defense against 1,000 Rottweiler-sized bull elephant/Canada goose hybrids (those geese are mean as hell.) What is it, and how screwed are you, on a scale of 1-10? (by the way, 11 and "yes are legitimate answers.)
One more question, because it's still Tuesday here:
Zombie Sombra: Wait. If you're not really Sombra... Who the f*ck ARE you?
Damn. What have I been missing? I completely forgot this exists.
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Answers are being posted later today. I PMed you the questions for your characters so yeah. Hopefully you can get them to me soon so yeah...
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You didn't.... huh.... well you can read the questions here do you just wanna PM me the responses?
1678268 I think I'm fine on my own. I already copy and pasted all the questions (there aren't that many). I'll be ready soon. Thanks.
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No problem. And really, like my updates, there's really no stress on time. 11:59 pm is still friday after all.
1678268 PM'ed you the responses.