• Member Since 4th Aug, 2013
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Slate Sadpony


Male earth pony. Exceptionally weird.

  • ECracked Beauty
    Derpy tries to deliver a package to a famous artist, but when she arrives, she finds the contents shattered into pieces. Is she really as useless as her boss thinks she is?
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  • 313 weeks
    Back Again

    It's been far too long.

    I'm trying to get my writing chops back and MLP Fanfiction has proved good practice in the past.

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    1 comments · 312 views
  • 468 weeks
    The Schnellschreibe Method

    One of the biggest problems that people have when participating in writing competitions is that they are unable to finish their story within the time limits. This is especially true of the pony Writeoff competition, where one may have as little as 24 hours to complete the assignment. However, I have no problem, and in some cases have been able to submit multiple complete stories within the time

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    13 comments · 523 views
  • 472 weeks
    Back, finally

    I am back from my hiatus. Let's not go into why it was so long, but my life has changed a lot since 2013. As has my geographical location.

    So some things:

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    3 comments · 396 views
  • 518 weeks
    Rainbow-Zoid performed by Flutter Riff

    Flutter Riff liked my reworked lyrics for Freakazoid's theme song so much he sang them really, really well:

    0 comments · 484 views
  • 521 weeks
    Rainbow-Zoid

    A friend of mine and I were talking about how the "Rainbow Powered" version of Rainbow Dash had Freakazoid's haircut, so I re-wrote the lyrics to Freakazoid's theme song to match Rainbow Dash:

    Super-keen extraordi-mare!
    Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
    Flies around like she don't care!
    Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!

    Reads Daring Do constantly!

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    10 comments · 616 views
Dec
8th
2013

"Cracked Beauty" performed by Obabscribbler & friends! · 2:29pm Dec 8th, 2013

"Cracked Beauty" has become my most successful story, and now it's been performed by some really gifted voice actors:

It's a really touching rendition. Over and over again, I kept thinking "Did I really write that? I don't remember it being that good."

You should all go listen to it.

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Comments ( 3 )

awww yes i remember reading this awhile ago. definetly one of the best derpy stories ive read ever.

best story NA

riot nerf Pl0x

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206 people agree with you.

Interesting fact: only 11% of the people who read Cracked Beauty have faved it, and only .2% of the people who read Cracked Beauty commented on it.

1588277 thats sad. its such a good story, again thank you for writing something so beautiful on behalf of everyone that enjoyed it! :pinkiehappy:

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