Dec
3rd
2013
I got this message... · 9:27pm Dec 3rd, 2013
So I was on fanfiction.net, and someone wrote a review for "How to Tell Your Friends You're Dating a Changeling." Now I read very comment on my stories, I only feel it's polite and I love to hear your guys thoughts. When I read it though, I found this...
"u care if i usea oc rainbow dashs older brother name crazymeman cuteie mark a pickaxe mane black with white streaks is fine with raibows dare coat neon copper DOES NOT TAKE ANYONE SERIOUSLY EXEPT RAINBOW"
- me (that's his guest name, not actually me.)
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY SAYING!? I've read this message like 8 times and it isn't legible. Can anybody tell me? I'd ask the guy who wrote it but he wrote this review as a guest so he has no account.
I think I got Brain Damage.
Though I think he was trying to ask if he could use an oc you made maybe?
English might be his second language.
Or he is a troll.
1568934 I didn;'t give Dash a brother though
I THINK he's asking to use an OC of yours? I'm not sure. Maybe? Nothing wrong with asking for him to write out the question again
Since you didn't make the OC, it looks like he's backhandedly asking if you would use an OC he made.
E: Either that or he wants to... write a spinoff of your fanfiction with his own OC? I guess?
1568943 I can't message him though. And if he is, I think he wants me to give Dash a brother. I'm so confused.
1568944 That's what I think, but it really is unreadable.
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Ok, I have not read that story so I dunno.
Uhmm... Maybe he was trolling?
1568946 Might be, but he seems strangely, backhandely, sincere.
This is when you fire back with "Before I can answer that, tell me, Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"
1568952 If only I could message him, that is what I would do...
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I assume, then, that "Rainbow's dare" is something in the story in question? I'm still not sure if he's asking you to use his character or if he can use his character in your work, though. Try Googling "crazymeman."
Maybe he sent you the message in error?
Or maybe he wants to write a spinoff of your story with Dash's OC brother (fine with her date, instead of dare)? Her "neon copper" brother named "Crazymeman".
I know they say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but I'd pass if I were you.
I think he is planing to give Rainbow a "brother" in his story and asks now if it is Ok with you because it's a review to your Story.
I put this through an advanced translating software and it overheated my computer. Before it exploded, it sent something to my printer. When I looked at it, it was written in an old, barbaric form of writing, perhaps some kind of ancient Aramaic. It took me a while, but I managed to translate that into this:
Do you care if I use an OC of Rainbow Dash's brother named Crazy Meman? His cutie mark is a pickaxe, his mane and tail are black with white streaks, his coat is neon copper and he DOESN'T TAKE ANYONE SERIOUSLY EXCEPT RAINBOW!
I think he is asking you for you permission to write something, though with that skill at grammers and seplling I doubt it will get accepted.
That is hilarious.
now, if all my language skills hold true,
"Do you care if I use an oc, for Rainbow Dash's brother, whose name is "crazymeman", that has a cutie mark of a pickax. He has a black mane that has white streaks in it, but rainbows would be alright, with a neon copper coat. For demeanor, he doesn't take anyone seriously but Rainbow Dash."
Damn, that's harder to understand than C+.
No clue how that's relevant though.
My brain hurts.
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I'm starting to see it now, yeah. It's just, what the fuck? I was honestly thinking of doing something with Rainbow's family, but this is just insane. Adding a brother was something I've even considered, but I'll be damned if I do it now.
1568962 No, the review was intentional. He went out his way to write that and made no attempt to correct himself.
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When I started writing, my grammar was shit. But looking back, it was nowhere near as bad as this guy. Perhaps he is really young so I don't want to say he's mentally handicapped or something, but damn.
1568984 Just tell him you dont want him to use your Story.
1568984 All the better to not add unnecessary family members — even when it happens in the show-verse, it pisses people off for months.
1569016 I remember when they brought in Shining Armour, and I was like "What the fuck? Why was he never mentioned before!?"
1569021 Hah, yeah. And similar guanoery happened with Rainbow Dash's dad (whom I prefer calling Rainbow Dash Sr. just because it's funny to imagine Rainbow Dash being a "Junior"), and will probably also happen with the upcoming episode featuring Pinkie Pie's family members.
What the hell kind of color even is "neon copper"? The only relevant result I could find was that there is a kind of laser which uses a neon-copper mixture.
1569025 Well I'm not doing it, that's all that matters.
1569030 Good on you, Carne.
1569021 I am with you on this, although the fact that Rainbow never mentions her family in any capacity (her dad was shown in a flashback but not mentioned) could indicate that she had some kind of major falling out with them so you could add as many family members as you liked so long as they do not get along. That said, I would also be inclined to make any siblings female after that comment.
Seems like we have a major malfunction here...
1569080 Rainbow's dad makes sense cause she had to be conceived, the brother unnecessary though. He's a bit Mary sueish also.
1569085 No shit... my brain is dead weight right now.
Use his OC. Just do it.
1569100 No, just fucking no. He'd be Rainbow'S retarded brother.
1569086 Huh? First, what does this have to do with my comment?
Second, how can a pony who has no defined features besides a gender and a relationship to an existing character be a Mary Sue? That is not enough description to be called a character.
1569102 What if... BuggabooICantRememberHisName turned into him as a joke or something? Stop taking yourself so seriously and fucking do it.
1569104 sorry, replying to worng comment
1569107 DAMN IT I'M BATMAN!
1569112 Ah, that makes sense. I guess that comment fried your brain.
I will translate it for you.
It's actually pretty easy to understand. He's describing the OC and asking if you will allow him to use this OC. I don't know where he would use it and why he's asking you, but this is what he's saying.
1569113 do it bitch
1569119 Fuck you, it's not easy to understand. I literally can't WRITE anymore of my story today because of that.
1569121 I don't think I like you
1569123 yes you do
everybody does
i nEvr snt u mssage 4my oc hes so cute n gaY 4 brAEBURM
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I'm getting a lot of use out of this picture today.
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AnD THen SlENdErMaN shOwEd UP.
In all seriousness, I can't read that either. It's giving me a headache trying to read past all the grammatical errors.
This discussion gave me my daily allotment of giggles
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Well that's a thing... or something. I could say that's a nice pic you used up there. Is that Mr.Poe?
Can i just say, your profile pic, juxtaposed with the rest of the blog, made me almost choke from laughing.
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You're joking, right?
First, it's C++, Don't pull that Internship crap. Second, C++ isn't at all hard (Compared to this.)
If you want a hard language, use Malbolge.
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other than the language name error, you read what I said wrong. I said that the coding language was easier than, that gibberish.
Actually I think it may have just been "C", and now I looked at C++ also easier than that gibberish. I also was never taught C nor C++ I was only ever taught/or used Basic.
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Oh.
Well, look up Esoteric languages!
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That is the second funniest coding language I know of right behind
LOLCode
Ugh... Kiss kiss?
Shh, I think it's trying to communicate.....fuck it. I just say this guy has no clue what 'english' is.