Something random your way comes · 2:42am Nov 27th, 2013
Hey y'all, been a bit since I did a blog post, So I felt it was time to spread the word about a new project. The RariTwi Group Collab launched by Anonymule here is a collection of RariTwi shorts by many different authors, myself included. So if you want just a little RariTwi to help get you through the day, hit up the story. If you would like to add to the collab and make it even more awesome, head over the Group Collab here. The current prompt is technology, so get in there and claim that before some one else does.
Since Rarity and Twilight decided to break into my last thread, they haven't left my house. So girls, what do you have to say
Sam! You're out of bubble bath! 
And I'm pretty sure the hot water's out too...
Thanks... So I never leave without a quick shout out to my fellow military, police, C/O's, fire fighters, and EMT's. All y'all step up where others back down, never asking for more than room to work in. So to you all, we say-
Thank you Darlings!
We can't say it enough! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Also to everyone else, help make my brothers in arms work a little easier, and don't drink or drive, don't beat your significant other, and don't do anything if it's preceded by the words 'Hey guys! Watch this!'
Peace out Amigos. Sam Cole
How could you do that, Sam? That water was needed for intimate and bubbly intercourse. How could you deprive us of such things? As Rarity would say, "you bastard! You're a crime against Equinity!"
And I write for folks like you. Since I'm not cool/badass/totally am a coward I write so that when people like you come home you can enjoy life a bit more easily by laughing.
And I don't know... Most awesome things are preceded by either, "Hey guys! Watch this!" or something of that nature. Failblog would be awfully low of videos if that didn't happen.
Besides, that's Rainbow Dash's whole shtick.
And only beat your Pinkie when it's on her plump posterior. It deflects most things.
Seriously, don't drink and drive. If I have to miss dinner tomorrow because some jackass wants to go to jail, things may get less than polite.