Uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... · 4:01pm Apr 29th, 2012
With my last ounce of strength, I shall blog. My being has been raped of any remaining physical and mental strength by this weekend. The culprits behind this you ask?
The Avengers...alcohol...my friend inviting me over to his empty house...childhood Xbox games...more alcohol...drinking games centred around your childhood Xbox games...Batman films
First of all, kids; stay away from drinking games. Hollywood makes it look fun but seriously, it's a miracle I'm still alive! My head hurts, my skin feels like it's gonna leave me and my throat is shredded from the constant Batman impersonations. Secondly, stop what you are doing right now and go see The Avengers. It was so amazing I'm pretty sure I had an erection through the entire film. Not only is it a great superhero film, it's a brilliant film all-round so why are you still reading this? Go, allez, tout de suite!
Luckily for me, I am now done with university for five months, so I have time to recover from the last couple of days...also to write about ponies. Speaking of which my sister now wants to see the season two finale on my laptop so I better wrap this up. The quicker I show her the episodes, the quicker I can go to sleep and dream of Scarlet Johannson in a tight ninja suit...that is if I can get my bed back from him!
PS. This blog took me half an hour to construct, why aren't there warning labels on beer cans or spirit bottles?
I've been really looking forward to Avengers, I'll head out on Wednesday to see it.
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I won't say anything about it.
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Loki/Hulk scene is the best.
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Do we at least get an 'I say thee nay'?