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Awesome Sauce


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  • 619 weeks
    Four months of nothing

    Damn, really it's been four months since I actually did something?

    But Awesome Sauce, you promised me fics! Ranging from second-person stories to mindless clop!

    I know that but I've been busy! I do other things in my life that take up a lot of time like...eating. Sleep as well, you wouldn't believe how much time that wastes!

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  • 622 weeks
    I...I came...I just came everywhere

    My ticket to go and see Queen live just came in the post today! My state of perpetual orgasm has yet to subside.

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  • 623 weeks
    This is the hypest shit!

    Look at the ice creams.......LOOK AT THE ICE CREAMS

    I think I may pass out from excitement!

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  • 624 weeks
    What fresh hell is this?

    Okay so, I am hungover. I just spent the last 20 hours drinking, playing Xbox terribly and we went to see Prometheus which, believe me, is not a film you want to see when you're not sober. Most of the time, I didn't have a clue what was going on I had to Wikipedia the shit out of it when we got back. Anyway, this right here, is not something I am keen on doing when my

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  • 626 weeks
    Joining 'Groups' on FIMFiction.net


    Not even Luna can cheer me up...

    ...well, she did a bit.

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Apr
29th
2012

Uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... · 4:01pm Apr 29th, 2012

With my last ounce of strength, I shall blog. My being has been raped of any remaining physical and mental strength by this weekend. The culprits behind this you ask?

The Avengers...alcohol...my friend inviting me over to his empty house...childhood Xbox games...more alcohol...drinking games centred around your childhood Xbox games...Batman films

First of all, kids; stay away from drinking games. Hollywood makes it look fun but seriously, it's a miracle I'm still alive! My head hurts, my skin feels like it's gonna leave me and my throat is shredded from the constant Batman impersonations. Secondly, stop what you are doing right now and go see The Avengers. It was so amazing I'm pretty sure I had an erection through the entire film. Not only is it a great superhero film, it's a brilliant film all-round so why are you still reading this? Go, allez, tout de suite!

Luckily for me, I am now done with university for five months, so I have time to recover from the last couple of days...also to write about ponies. Speaking of which my sister now wants to see the season two finale on my laptop so I better wrap this up. The quicker I show her the episodes, the quicker I can go to sleep and dream of Scarlet Johannson in a tight ninja suit...that is if I can get my bed back from him!

PS. This blog took me half an hour to construct, why aren't there warning labels on beer cans or spirit bottles?

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I've been really looking forward to Avengers, I'll head out on Wednesday to see it. :ajsmug:

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Do we at least get an 'I say thee nay'?

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