Mindless Clop Fic for sh*ts and giggles · 12:04am Nov 3rd, 2013
I give you, a mindless clopfic in some badly structured paragraphs. I call it, Jacked Apples and Dashed Rainbows
Applejack (whose apples were about to be jacked) breathed heavily over the prostrate Rainbow Dash (whose rainbows were about to be dashed). "Geez, Rainbow, Ah' have neva' seen such a... colorful canvas. And' Ah' just can't wait to dash it!"
With that, Applejack thrusts her muzzle in Rainbow's palette, and takes a deeeeeeeeeeep sniff, all while thrashing her head for sensual-effect.
Rainbow, however, wanted to Dash. She looks back, with an impatient frown, "GOTTA GO FAST!" She then pushes Applejack over, and rapidly scissors against her, despite the awkward movements caused by equine joints. Dash rainbows in pleasure, "SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!"
Just when it couldn't jackier or dashier, Luna bursts into the barn they were devil-worshipping and fornicating. In Royal Canterlot speech, she dictates, "THIS CONSUMMATION WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE, WITHOUT CROTCH BEWBS!!!" her horn glows, and they are each granted a monstrous pair of crotch bewbs even though that in reality, they looked like a coupling of hairless, nipply testicles. Jacked Apple and Dashed Rainbow were excited nonetheless about the new development.
Dash begins to cheer, "CROTCH BEWBS!"
"CROTCH BEWBS!!!"
"CROTCH BEWBS!!!" and then they all had 45 hours of steamy, horse sex.
I can't like blog posts!
1475900 xDDDDD
1475903 So I'll just stalk you instead.
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1475921 I would appreciate the stalking
because I could seriously use it. 
