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DerpyJohnson


Sup, I'm the guy who invented the combustible lemon.

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Oct
31st
2013

Take Down That Scarab... Oh, and Thanks for All the Other Ones Too... · 4:59pm Oct 31st, 2013

Next chapter for My Little ODST: War is Hell is going to be about the Chief taking down the very many enemies that he can, in a very guns blazing way. Last chapter I never really seemed to keep up with, and kinda let go of the story for a while, well guess what?!? I'M BACK BITCHES!

I'm going on a full rage story writing adventure so that you who have waited for the longest time to see the sexiness of my story and chapters in a whole marathon.

Now, you're probably thinking, "Cave Johnson, why are we using such dangerous science." Why not, why use safe science? Why don't you marry safe science if you love it so much! Infact, why don't you make a special safety door that won't smack you on the butt when you get out, 'cause you are fired!

Not you story reader, you're doing fine...

Yes, you... Pack... Your stuff... Out the front door, parking-lot, car, goodbye!

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