Well, that's disappointing. Also, MOAR chapterz!

I finally got around to watching Equestria Girls. I couldn't even sit through the whole thing, I stopped and came back here after half an hour. They tried to do Funny Socially Awkward, and that did not end well for me. I've got infinitely more socially awkward than I need in human form already. Plus, I watch TV to escape from real life, which is part of why I hate "high school drama" stuff. Ugh.

Also, why is it that right before Nightmare Night, you FINALLY figure out the perfect costume too late? I'm going with the default of pirate, but I have some excellent ideas for an armored costume loosely based on King Sombra. I intend to spend the next year building the gauntlets, chest plate, chainmail shirt, boots, cloak, and crown so that NEXT Nightmare Night I will be a force to be reckoned with. Also, I tweaked the design a bit so it's not just for cosplay. If I ditch the crown and keep the rest, I'll just look like a badass dude in armor for Renaissance Fairs... but I'll probably still wear the crown. Only hardcore fans will get it, and I won't take any flak from them. Plus, I plan to wear a sword, so nobody will screw with me even if they do catch on that I'm UBER-bronying right in their face.

Anyway, got a few more chapters up, and I have some great ideas for more to come. In the meantime, I have to try to find that dang portal to Equestria. If I'm not heard from again, I made it. If anypony out there knows I exist, keep calm and brony on. Thanks, thecookiewookie

P.S. Does anypony know where I can get a fog machine that spews black fog instead of white for the Sombra costume? It would really perfect it.