An Open Letter to Lauren Faust · 7:48pm Oct 24th, 2013
Dear Lauren Faust,
I'm very sorry for having taken your wonderful characters and Flanderizing them into an incomprehensible mess of wordplay and metaphorical devices. I love each of them in their own special way but you could have spent more time on Applejack, if each were to have his own. I'm only joking, of course; she's wonderful too. In short, I promise not to do it again.
Yours Faithfully,
Jamie.
Except Episode 2. I'll do it again in that. Episode 3 won't look too different either, come to think of it...
You know what, why don't you just ignore what I'm doing- it has no bearing on much at all and is so far removed from the actual show that the two would be the last two things on earth to be correlated. You know what- Episode 2 will likely come out tonight; at least part 1. You should ask your parents/guardians if you can stay up for it!
I love you and your surname, which reminds me of 'The Devil'.
Yours Again Faithfully,
Fen 'Jamie' Dingo
[Edit:] Also, my imaginary friend's hairstyle is modeled after your own.
