Back In/On And Wearing The Saddle 2: The Sequel · 9:11pm Sep 29th, 2013
Blinkie stares into a holographic galaxy map, pondering away, while I ride Inkie around the room on her special fun-day saddle and try to get my own strapped on at the same time.
So, guys, I've been thinking- Hold on...
Inky! Woah!
"Hmph! Mh cmtph-jmnph Stmph Mn Cm-mnph!"
What was that? I can't tell what you're saying! You've got to take the bit out when you speak, Inky. It's just a bunch of 'M's and 'ph's otherwise!
*pleh!*
"I said 'Hey! I can't just stop on command!' I'm supposed to buck you off! Stopping wasn't part of the rules!"
Perhaps it wasn't, Inks...or perhaps, I just added it! HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Blinkie looks over to chide me.
"Don't you have some kind of news thing to post or something? You should really get on that."
Oh, she's so mean! Can't I have any fun? Whaddaya think, Ink? Should I reveal some plans?
"I think we need to look over our rules again. I'm going to make some up. You go do the talkie"
*Buck* HEY! *Flump*
"I'm making sure that Mr. Pulley-Doingy is mine for the next turn!"
What? Hey! Come on, I wasn't that rude, was I? Ah, oh well...I'll get back to that later...my saddle is still loose.
*SHZZZRRRIP* Hrngh...ahhhh...That's good....
So then, a plan, a plan...
*grabs shoddy crayon and a giant treasure map. Scribbles a path. Feels satisfied. Goes to old fridge to get a snack. Comes back with a lollipop sandwich*
Hey guys, what's up? *SUCK*
Blinkie continues to study the hologram galaxy, zooming into chunks of it. What is she, studying or something?
"Pinkie, I saw that. Go get more paper and make a real plan! you'll never get where you want to be if you keep messing around!"
But messing around is fun...*LICK*
"Go,"
No!*MUNCH*
"Get some paper,"
Nuh-uh!*SCHLORP*
"And make something imaginative."
*LICK-LICKEY*
This sandwich-pop is so good...
"NOW!"
I'll get you back, spoilsport! *NIBBLE*
*SMACK*
Yah! Ah.....oh my...I'll really have to get you back now...
...*Ahem*...
Well anyway...*scrawls something on the floor with another crayon, reads it aloud*
I have finally made up a new method for my typey-writey! And I think it might just work! I tend to prefer finishing things before throwing them up, so I intend to complete stories and then release them...at least most of the time. Things will probably still pop up pretty rarely at first, but there should be a steady stream of stories that seep from my scattered schema after a time. I guess that's all I really had to say...
Eh, good enough. *SUCKEY*
"Pinks, you're not going to get anywhere with that attitude. Give it more."
Oh, alright, fine. We'll have it your way, Blinkers. I have another story in the works alongside the other six bits. Incidentally, they're all part of the same universe, so they might be separate stories, but they all take place in one big happy plane of existence! I'm still working on a name for the unified thing that is my headiverse, so there's no flashy title for everything yet, but once things start to shape up, I'm definitely going to put it somewhere visible.
Happy now, Blinkie?
"Almost. There's still something you're forgetting."
And what's that, dearest little sis?
"You forgot the jimmies."
Jimmies? Oh, yes...the sandwich isn't complete without them...
*Sprinkles delicious jimmies*
I must join that room!
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I need the key/password now.
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I'd give you a clue, but I'm not entirely sure what it is myself
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Damn. I was gonna invite mollestia and discord.
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That sounds like an amazing party waiting to happen
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That's the point!
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It's a very good point, I must say
Although...what kind of party favors would there be?
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Possible molestation and chocolate rain.
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Those would count as party favors?! Cool
Would we be able to have both kinds of chocolate rain with our potential molestation?
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You miss counted! It'll be mint, milk, dark, and white chocolate. You left 2 out!
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Aw, crap I actually forgot about mint and white chocolate being chocolate
However, I also meant the other chocolate rain being part of the party as well
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Yes. Count chocula is gonna sing chocolate rain.
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This, combined with all of the species of chocolate at our disposal, will be the chocolatiest festivity of all time
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I'll lick it of all the ladies.
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That sounds like a good plan
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I start with Rainbow so it taste like fruity chocolate! Then you so it taste like nuts Mrs. pie.
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I taste like nuts? I'm going to have to talk with Blinks about dipping me in her bedtime snacks. What kind of fruits does Rainbow taste like, though? And what of the others? Inkie is usually somewhere between squid juice and saltines, and Blinkie was some sort of meringue the last time I tried her. I think I'm going to have to taste all my friends now.
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Rainbow is more on the cherry side.
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Delicious!
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*wispers into pinkamena's ear* What does pinkie pie taste like?
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That's a very good question...hehe...
She's so very sweet, but it's hard to place the taste. A bit of strawberry cake, often, with a touch of raspberry pie...a dollop of gingerbread, and sometimes a tinge of blueberry. That's the most noticeable bits that show up the most often, but it changes every now and again.
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Hey pinkie! Wanna have a good time tonight?