The Jason Cider Show: Rainbow Dash has a Secret?! · 12:55pm Sep 25th, 2013
Hey kids! If you don't know the fanfic, it's by TheNewYorkBrony and the name is Rainbow Dash's secret! In the fanfic you find out that RD is not flat chested! If you ask me, I don't think that's a bad thing. Well anyways, I like the story! It's funny and just plane BADASS! GOOD JOB NEWYORKBRONY! I have a few things that I, Jason Alexander cider, would do! So excuses me if I run a bit long!
"So Rainbow...you're not flat chested?" Jason asked.
"No," Rainbow said sadly.
"Do you want a boyfriend?" Jason exclaimed!
"Why would you want to date her now Jason?" Twilight asked.
"Maybe because Rainbows tits are bigger than Jason's ego!" Quick-Bolt exclaimed!
"FUCK YEAH! I'll have SO much sex with her we'll die of dehydration! We would have SO much sex, her new nickname would be 'White Noise! We would fuck so much, I would bleach her hair" Jason yelled. Rainbow got angry and embarrassed and Hit him!
"DID YOU SAY THAT YOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE INFRONT OF YOUR WIFE!" AppleJack yelled.
"Yeah..did...I say somethin' that made you mad?" AppleJack hit Jason.
"Na Jason, ya just said how much you would fuck your wife's BEST FRIEND!" AppleJack yelled, "That wouldn't make a bit upset!"
"I think that you are lying! You wouldn't hit me if you weren't mad! So, why are you mad?" AppleJack hit Jason again!
"Ah don't know how ah put up with ya Jason!"
"And I don't know how she can hold those tits up! Hay RD if they get to heavy, I'll hold them for you!"
-Thanks for the story!