I got rejected by Equestria Daily and I'm so happy about it. Really.

My first story is readable on fanfiction. It's a huge epic about Metal sonic that I've been writing for about four years. It's very mediocre at first, slowly gets better, then just gets plain old silly. For some reason, a ridiculous amount of people tell me I'm awesome. I do think I'm good at plot and character development, but everyone ignores my poor editing job. I thought I'd try for ED with my first pony story. The pre-readers said I have too many spelling/grammer/polishing errors, but my plot gets an A. That makes me fell fuzzy inside and they said that, if these were fixed, they'd review it again. In short, I need a pre-reader/editor. Any volunteers?