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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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    marrieddancer

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    Oh hey

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  • 305 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

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    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

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Sep
16th
2013

On Scootaloo [Because this bothers me.] · 2:07am Sep 16th, 2013

This is Scootaloo.

Note the wings.

This is Rumble.

Note the wings again.

This is Rainbow Dash and two of Fluttershy's tormenters.

Do you see it?

Yes, Scootaloo's goddamned wings are apparently normal size for her age. Just so you know, if you want to write a fic about why Scootaloo can't fly yet (which isn't exactly accurate: she can hover a bit. Gotta crawl before you walk, and all that). Her wings aren't undersized.

Edit: Excellent point made by a commenter:

If HE can fly with those tiny wings, I'm pretty sure Scoots isn't not flying because of wing size.

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Comments ( 17 )

If I ever read a Scootafic where she can't fly, I like to just disregard the wing size and go with that not enough 'pegasus magic' theory. Mostly because of Roid Rage/Snowflake. Just LOOK at those wings. I rest my case.

I prefer the underdeveloped or misaligned nerve theories. When they're done right, at least.

EDIT:
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This one is also good, when done well.

Nice on pointing it out.

It is quite annoying.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1353473 Oh my gosh
You made it your profile pic
just.. yes :rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::raritystarry:

Gotta crawl before you walk, and all that

Just saw this bit, and I would like to say that that saying is actually false. Many children skip crawling entirely and go straight to walking. My sister is an example of that, and so is her daughter. And if my earliest memory was just a few months earlier, I'd know whether or not I am, too. :derpytongue2:

1353498 at least for a little while

1353499 I was using it in the terms of the colloquial saying which is generally understood by the populace to mean 'work your way up to it'

1353473

That... You...

Yes.

Just yes.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1353505
Oh right... I hate it when I take stuff out of context like that... :twilightsheepish:

Lauren Faust actually planned for Scootaloo to be crippled and unable to fly

Let me grab a citation

I personally always write Scootaloo as a cripple because I hate her and want her to suffer for lusting after Dash, my super-kawaii senpai

1353603 crippled is one thing, but her wings are the right size is all I'm saying.

1353640 Oh, alright.

Also Snowflake's flight is easily explained by the fact that all pegasi have float bladders which fill with helium when they need to fly.

Duh.

I like how some of your blog posts are becoming

"This is A"
Image

"This is B"
Image

"X is Y because Z. Don't be ignorant about C."

"Have a nice day."

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