My rant toward those who liked Equestria Girls · 9:14am Sep 13th, 2013
You know, when the first trailer of Equestria Girls came out and the bronies were going mad, i was for once on their side in this one. Yeah, sometime they complain about silly things, but this time they were right. Unfortunatly then the second trailer came out, and suddenly people has going to "ARGH IS SO HORRIBLE" to "Maybe it wont suck that much". And then the movie came out and suddenly people are for the most "OMG THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!" and saying that the desing is nice and the voices are good, oh and that the cameos are awesome. Oh, and there are people who even if they admits that the movie has flaws they still find it good...
RAGE-MODE ON:
You know morons, cause this is what you are a freaking bunch of morons, when i read your comments about of how EQG is awesome, i understand that the important is not what you thinks about Hasbro. No, the important thing is what Hasbro thinks about you. Cause Hasbro know that as long they will make shot-outs, cameos and reference to some character they know that people will squee like a baby seal just because of that even if the thing in itslef is crap. So they can do whatever they want with the franchise, they can fabricate things, they can LIE about MLP FIM history, they can exagerate it, they can glorified it, they can demonize it, they can distort the facts. They can do all kinds of crazy things and they may do everything because you freaking love this series so much that you will go over all the obvious plot-holes so big that it could pass Godzilla in it, you will go over the crappy charactization, you will go over the fact that the villain sucks and her plans sucks even more, you will go over a crappy "love-story" that is worst than Twilight (And you know that you fuck'ed up things when you can't make the "A better love story than Twilight" joke) that goes nowhere, a climax so full of failure that you could write a book about it (Heck you could write a book of the size of Lord of the Rings about all the problems that this movie has). You can go through all that shit and say that this movie is good just because of what? The voice actor who voices lame copies of the ponies? The animation of the character? The music (Catchy it dosen't mean is good, otherwise Justin Biber and Rebecca Black are freaking rockstars)? Because they made Spike act right for once? Yeah, too bad that is still used for "Dude that was not a dog and then becomes a dog". The cameos? Ah, well, sure, if you're like a baby that get distracted by watching some keys being shaken before to you. Because it is made for the children?...
You know, if there is one thing that piss me off is this thing. I wonder if the people who makes up this excuse to defend this abortion of the franchise actually ever watched a real kids movie.
Let's make some example:
Up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2bk_9T482g
Toy Story 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCvCPDy8Z1E
Kung fu panda 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqjIkkwMlnw
And for the epic stuff, the Lion King:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUM9qkHn5u0
So, spare me this bullshit of the kids movie! GROW UP!
Calm-mode back on:
Sorry for the rage outburst, but i had to do it.
People need to watch back the episode of the first season of Friendship is Magic to understand why we fall in love with this series. Ask yourself why. It was because of all the techno hip hop stuff? It was for the overused highschool setting? For some boring love interest? For some lame villain? No.
We loved Friendship is magic because it moved on, it take it a turn, trying to be original for once, not only a girly stuff, but for everyone else, showing us a world full of lovable character with charismatic personalities and original twist that can turn the most predictable thing original.
And all that thanks to that great woman who is and will always be Lauren Faust.
But now people likes this Equestria Girls, that take everything that Lauren gave us and flushed it down in the toilet. Now, people will tell me that i live in the past. Well, if living in the past means don't have to endure such crap as EQG, i'll prefer that. People should watch the G2/3 to undestand what makes great Friendship is Magic.
And because of all the good praise this movie is getting, im afraid that in the future the may fuck's up the series because the think that people will like anything that they will made.
I don't want this to happen, so please, if you really love Friendship is magic, even if you liked Equestria Girls, please, make sure that Hasbro will not turn the entire series into the next "Good thing that goes slowly and inevitable to crap".
It's stuff like this that reminds me why I "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" is one of my favorites.
They put SpongeBob, a naive, obnoxious but good-hearted boy, on a dangerous adventure to prove he is a man. And he learns he's not a man. He had to learn to be and believe in himself.
And the villain plan dose make. Frame Krabs for crime, steal recipe, hire hitman to kill threat, give brainwashing hats to everyone, take over town with threats distracted.
1460380 Yeah, Spongebob Movie may not be good for all, but at least the villain plan works, and rather well.
You forgot Big Hero 6. Its 4-minute final battle is both smarter and more action-packed than the entire first Equestria Girls movie!