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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 50 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 224 views
  • 57 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 663 views
  • 86 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 573 views
  • 89 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 533 views
  • 91 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 407 views
Sep
6th
2013

nevermind · 8:34am Sep 6th, 2013

i lied
sorry

Report darf · 1,606 views ·
Comments ( 26 )

I expected as much.

Do you need somebody to vent to? 'Cause I dunno about everyone else but I'm willing to listen to whatever's eating you, even if it's nebulous stuff. The horseporn hierarchy must take care of itself y'know god that was pretentious of me STOP JOKING BADGER why did I cross this out instead of using spoilers ANYWAYS.

Yeah, man. Whether it's a shoulder to cry on or someone to bitch to, talk to someone. Talk to us. Most of the people who comment on these here blogs love you to death and want to see you okay. Even if you already talk with like a therapist, sometimes it's good to just shift through your troubles with ordinary folk untrained in telling people exactly what they want to hear how brains and shit work.

So in the end, basically, I'm asking if you're in a dire need of hugs and offering my ample supply.

It happens. Whatever man. The rest of us just have to pick up the slack while you're figuring stuff out.

Stay strong. Whatever your current situation may be, just know that we'll still be here no matter how much time you need to take. Because you're worth it. ^_^

Stay strong man, stay strong.

But... I...

:fluttershyouch:

*plays sad violin*

Talk to me, man. I can't help if I don't know whats going on.

you know, whatever it is you lied about, I hope you didn't try and lie through an absolute shit situation making it worse on yourself. Best of luck to whatever it is you got for a shitstorm. I'd like to help if I can but I know nothing of whatever it is you lied about nor to whom. So all I can do is play moral support and just sit and wait.

Have a nice day :twilightsmile:

Edit: wait, if this is about last blog post im just being super stupid this morning. Sorry im tired. If it is about last blog post then forget i said anything ugh

Aww, it's ok, Darfy.

Dude, just chill and get back when you can. Plenty of your peeps will be here waiting.

:twilightoops: Come lie on this sofa why don't you.

Comment posted by ClosetKnight deleted Sep 6th, 2013

It's OK. Come back when you're ready. :pinkiesmile:

Let me play you all a song on the worlds smallest violin. :moustache:

It's okay mate. :twilightsmile:

If you're okay, the horseporn can wait. If you're not, I hope there's something I/we can do.

I will patiently wait for your next story, time is irrelevant. only words are important.

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