I was scanning through Bad Luck Brian photos, and I found these:
And this
My reaction
I swear, force one of these shitty memes DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT! I WILL FUCKING CHOKE YOU!
Heres my job:
Grand Executor Lord Vader
Commander of the 501st legion
The Empire has released a bounty today. We want the target alive, and well for questioning.
News update: We may have her.
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You'll have to go through the might of the equestrian military the UNSC the covenant and the NLR combined to a force of over 1,000,000,000,000 soliders and ships
1320485
A sun destoryer can clear things pretty easily
1320485
oh yeah and also about that, I have a bit of fear gas. There's no immunity to it, no cure going through your ships. Striking fear, and horror into there hearts. Slowly killing them.
1320495
And a blast of plasma that can make an entire star system uninhabitable can stop one of them
1320499
To bad, I already have Luna. Were interrogating here. Any attempts are futile.
1320501
And to bad you have a lightsaber through your back and I have Luna hidden away other complete other side of the galaxy on a planet called earth which is over 7,008,890,786,787,768,658 light years away which is far to long a distance for your hyperdrives to travel
1320505
Didn't I say it was futile to resit. And also saber proof armor. And on the topic, lets just say were using enhanced interrogation methods.
It shall be done, Master.
1320508
How I have Luna and there's no such thing not even blast doors are safe against them
Well then you'll have to get through the might of the Lunar Guards and her loyal subjects to apprehend the princess!
1320581
Easy shadow stormtroopers can be a pain for your guards.
1320513
It's to late we already got her. You must accept the truth.
1320600
No I have her also how did you get her I'm with her 24/7
Well, if your stormtroopers could shoot straight...
1320612
Well guess what, I killed you then. You can't use a random excuse of "Oh I'm protected." We also gassed the bloody ship with fear toxins. And we just made a cure, that were going to waste on Luna. Because we captured her. You might as well bring in your little NLR friends. Oh wait forgot, we have them busy.
1320615
We can only shoot people who are minor characters. And also these soldiers are battle hardened.
1320632
Are you an Imperial Stormtrooper?
1320628
I'm not in a ship I'm on the surface
1320645
I'm much worst, I'm the head Director of the Intelligence. This account is shared which sucks.
1320647
Then we gas the bloody planet.
1320650
How I'm beyond the reach of your primitive ships
1320653
our ships aren't primitive, we can easily reach it. Were currently gassing the planet
1320581 Ha! If the troopers shot straight for once, you might stand a chance against a army of unicorns, pegasi and the strongest earth ponies.
1320669
What if I say I am there?
1320664
No you can't we are around 42 year journey away with your hyperdrives we have forerunner slip space drives which can get us there in 2 days and no you can't cause they only work on our ship and there are codes that are required and DNA sample required to use them
1320674 You with only the force and lightsaber, with no arms, legs and an inability take off you suit and the fact you'll die when your mask is off and you're not in a hyper pressurised-oxygenated room at the time; versus and army of creatures who can fly, teleport, preform feats of magic you could never do with just the force and if Luna was there, an immortal Goddess who can raise the moon and stars.
You wouldn't stand a chance.
1320705
I can still slice down your soldiers. I can still scare them, I can still choke them. And also the force is powerful.
1320685
Our ships have already made it there.
1320727
Then out of no where a wild Johnny gat appears
1320743
I snap his neck with no resistance and carry on.
1320743
All the sudden I jump down and slit Johnny Gat's neck.
1320726 True, the force is powerful, but what if it came down to you and Luna? You the crippled man, left heart broken by his wife refusing to join him, more powerful than ever but still burdened by your past versus a Goddess who raises the moon; who has demons of the past but has over come these burdens of darkness making her more powerful than ever, in a duel of power and magic? Be honest Lord Vader, in a situation like this, who would be defeated?
(Not to mention your only son who barely had any training of a lightsaber and the force still managed to beat you!
)
1320754
*its not very effective* Johnny uses stare *its a critical hit*
1320767
my turn
1320749
*its not very effective and he grabs you and shove the penetrator up you penis*
1320768
*Johnny dodges the attack*
1320773
*walks up to johnny, and grabs him by his neck*
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an ideal Johhny. And ideals are bullet proof!
*Snaps johnny's neck.*
1320772
I'm wearing a cup. A very very hard cup, that is indestructible. Instead you seem to have hurt your hoof.
1320766
You under estimate my powers.
(You actually fucking do)
1320777
*it doesn't hurt him*
(You want to be Op so will I)
1320787
In a way you started the OP thing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when.
1320779
*it breaks the cup cause he's Johnny. Fucking. Gat.*
(Though who are Op will be given Op)
1320790
(Yeah by the way no you started it)
1320798
no you did, by also having a fucking op war god on your side.
1320809
Who
1320812
that apollo guy, with that one op war god. I said I killed it, nope the thing still fucking lives. I say I suck the fucking life out of it. Nope he says it lives. So I decide its time for vengeance you see.
1320818
And always having the princess isn't OP
1320831
Didn't I just say it was my revenge.
1320833
Then do revenge to him I did nothing but be mortal and now I'm just showing you want you are also always having the Death Star and saying that its not destroyed is stupid
1320836
Well hey what do you want me to use. the sun crusher which bloody destorys a ship in one shot. And the guy is rarely online, and your the one who banned my master.