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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 178 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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    17 comments · 360 views
  • 200 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

    32 comments · 355 views
  • 249 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

    14 comments · 385 views
  • 250 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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    15 comments · 481 views
  • 305 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

    18 comments · 407 views
Aug
31st
2013

PA PA PA PIZZA FACE · 5:07am Aug 31st, 2013

[12:57:28 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): I just got a really bad craving for pizza.
[12:57:36 AM] Dancershy: just go look in the mirror, temp
[12:57:40 AM] Magic Odd Effect: PFFT
[12:57:42 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): Oww.
[12:57:49 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): You hurt my feelings, Dancer.
[12:57:52 AM] Iron (Steel): That'd be one cheesy pizza.
[12:57:53 AM] Iron (Steel): :V
[12:58:05 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy) thwacks Steel with a sledgehammer.
[12:58:07 AM] Magic Odd Effect: Last I checked, pizzas don't hover or loom...
[12:58:13 AM] Dancershy: if they're big enough
[12:58:23 AM] Dancershy: and gravity is sufficiently reduced
[12:58:25 AM] Iron (Steel): Nah, if they're big enough, the box hovers in its gravitational field.
[12:58:36 AM] Magic Odd Effect: that's one big pizza
[12:58:43 AM] Iron (Steel): Magnificent as well.
[12:58:47 AM] Iggs: Pa-pa-pa-pizza face
[12:58:52 AM] Iron (Steel): And I said 'cheesy' because white skin.
[12:58:58 AM] Dancershy: dsjklhfkldjaf
[12:59:01 AM] Iron (Steel): :V
[12:59:03 AM] Dancershy: PAPAPAPIZZA FACE
[12:59:06 AM] Dancershy: omg
[12:59:07 AM] Papa Quan: Welcome to Papa Quan's Pizza, where we sell pizza faces.
[12:59:08 AM] Dancershy: iggy
[12:59:08 AM] Iggs: NO YOU CAN'T READ A-MA
[12:59:10 AM] Iggs: PIZZA FACE
[12:59:11 AM] Nicholas Mitchell: i said faggoty because faggot
[12:59:12 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): Drahgon.
[12:59:15 AM] Dancershy: fjkdl;ajfdk;ajfdafd
[12:59:16 AM] Dancershy: ajl;dkfada
[12:59:21 AM] Dancershy: tears
[12:59:21 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): Dancer has stopped words.
[12:59:23 AM] Dancershy: all the tears
[12:59:26 AM] Dancershy: words
[12:59:26 AM] Dancershy: no
[12:59:27 AM] Dancershy: mai
[12:59:28 AM] Dancershy: kl;dafa
[12:59:38 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
[12:59:42 AM] Magic Odd Effect: I wanna bake him, like they do in parlors, please
[12:59:49 AM] Iggs: PA-PA-PA-PA-PO-PIZZA FACE
[12:59:52 AM] Iggs: "DOMINOS"
[1:00:08 AM] Magic Odd Effect: fold him, feel his cheesy crust, oh delivery
[1:00:08 AM] Iggs: PA-PA-PIZZA FACE PA-PA-PIZZA FACE "DOMINOS"
[1:02:14 AM] Dancershy: HELLO, PAPA QUANS PIZZA?
[1:02:18 AM] Dancershy: IS THIS THE ONE ON TENTH?
[1:02:36 AM] Dancershy: I WANT AN ORDER FOR DELIVERY
[1:02:49 AM] Dancershy: I NEED ONE BIG DADDY










WITH EXTRA SAUSAGE
[1:02:51 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): I want a fucking large cheeze pizza with breadsticks.
[1:02:51 AM] Iggs: GIMME TWO JALAPENOS AND A MEATLOVAS
[1:03:11 AM] Papa Quan: Dancer
[1:03:12 AM] Papa Quan: ded
[1:03:12 AM] Iron (Steel): HEY, STOP ATTACKING MY SHITTY WALL!
[1:03:13 AM] Papa Quan: so
[1:03:13 AM] Papa Quan: so
[1:03:15 AM] Papa Quan: ded
[1:03:16 AM] Dancershy: ;~;
[1:03:18 AM] Iron (Steel): F**KING MONGORIANS!
[1:03:19 AM] Dancershy: my tears
[1:03:21 AM] Dancershy: my fucking TEARS
[1:03:29 AM] Dancershy: the baby and kevin are SLEEPING
[1:03:31 AM] Dancershy: i have to be QUIET
[1:03:35 AM] Dancershy: goddaMINIT
[1:03:37 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): Poor Dancer..
[1:03:43 AM] Magic Odd Effect: It's blog time.
[1:03:54 AM] Papa Quan: My sides have taken a backseat in the fucking Tardis.
[1:03:56 AM] Fantastic Mr. Hemp (Not Iggy): Oh my.

(some parts removed for brevity, believe it or not)

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Comments ( 7 )

Someone needs to make a logo for Papa Quan's Pizza

So... yes. This is what we do in our spare time. It's much more dangerous than it looks. One of us is going to die from loss of sides one of these days, just watch.

1319179
Knowing me, it should so have an Oreo Pizza on the logo or something.

Meanwhile, in the Hangout, there were semantics about instincts and hunger and drives.
Pizza was immediately adjacent to that in the chronology of topics. There may be a correlation here.

1319179 god yes

preferably using the 'full retard' pic of dragon shirtless

1319181 my sides have fled

on the upside, I can now fit into my old prom dress again

1319182 best chat

Blyad'! Just missed getting into this blahg. :eeyup:

I realized that I couldn't not laugh at "Papa Quan's Pizza". :rainbowlaugh:

Just got back from 3 days of work. Got a sun burn and some money, love the new avatar pic.

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