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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 178 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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  • 200 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

    32 comments · 355 views
  • 249 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

    14 comments · 385 views
  • 250 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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    15 comments · 481 views
  • 305 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

    18 comments · 407 views
Aug
29th
2013

EricKilla is a massive faggot · 8:42pm Aug 29th, 2013

Not really, but I got tired of titling every other blog with 'EricKilla is awesome"

So, I got home today from more back-to-school shopping, and I saw this:

Sitting on my front stoop.

Let's open that bad boy up!

What's this?

English coins, from Lord Sunder!

Then there was some stuff for me...

Acorn, because I'm batshit about squirrels

Dashie, because I'm batshit about ponies

A blindbag. This one is funny, because he sent me a blindbag for my birthday, too, and don't you know? Same damn one.

And the crowning glory of 'stuff what was sent for Dancer':

Pickled jalapenos. Fuck. Yes.

Card! It accordions out, but Best Child did so too quickly and pulled it apart by accident >.<

"Model airplanes? Don't mind if I do."

Rubber duckies! Airplanes! All his favorite things.

He got him what is essentially a "Rube Goldberg contraption for kids". He's thrilled.

On the (at this point, very crowded) couch

Oh right, there was a two pack of kazoos as well.

...oh goddamnit. He can use both at the same time.

THANK YOU ERIC <3

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Comments ( 15 )

Talk about awesome!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Brilliant. Fucking Brilliant. You need to take pictures of the completed models and the contraption kit out of the box, and the pack of trading cards I sent.
Glad you liked it!

DUAL-WIELDING

Holy hell I have the same blindbag.:twilightoops:

Obviously Dancer you need two blindbags to hold all that swag

1316883 Best Child has Best Swag.

1317064 hell yeah
he looks so fucking happy too :3

1317070 Dude he was THRILLED and like flipping out about this giant package that was (almost) all for him. It was freaking awesome.

And then he crammed both kazoos in his mouth and mommy got a migraine.

Totes worth it, though.

1317092 mother-son kazoo band world tour

"Best Child and the Dancer"

10/10 might wear band t-shirt to pottery class

1317120 I'll totally make it a t-shirt

btw were you the one that was interested in the apothecary bottles I have? Someone was and I forgot.

1317130 yes I was, I'm gonna hand them off to my friend so he can use them in movie sets

1317136 kk. When I run by the post office I'll check shipping costs and get back to you with how many I have etc.

1317137 Alright, cool.
Thanks!

Why do kids Always look so scary...seriously, the face of an angel and it still looks like he's gonna murder me while I sleep. (jk)

1318330 b/c kids are terrifying ;)

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