Humble Beginnings

Well, here goes nothing!

I have decided that I will, in fact, begin writing a zombie-apocalypse based fan-fiction and it will probably end up tagged as: [Mature] [Gore] [Dark] [Sex]

Or something along those lines.

Tiny Argument
The Marvelous Reader (you): But! No! GAH WHY!?!?

The Inglorious Zaptross: Uhh.... because EVERYTHING needs more zomponies... :3
Tiny Argument Over :3

As far as I know, no-one actually has a zompony-apocalypse fanfic written to date and as such I would LOVE to be the first and hopefully not last. But if I am wrong PLEASE link me to the work in question, not so I can steal its ideas but so I can see that I am not alone in this style. :3
(Well, that and intentionally NOT steal their ideas)

Some Things
So, whilst I am not going to be giving out anything potentially story-ruining, I will drop a few things here and there to hopefully gain some interest. Something I should probably put at the top but I won't (hehe) is that I currently do not have much time and will by no stretch of the imagination be releasing more chapters 'regularly' for some time.

Whilst I do hope to eventually release chapters regularly, I simply don't have the time at the moment. That being said, hopefully the chapters will be worth the wait. My #1 favourite fanfiction I have read to date is Fallout: Equestria. Not because its (sort of) a fallout crossover, but because of its length. Most of my favourite stories are longer than 100K words and I plan on this being long too. Probably not as long as Fallout: Equestria because that was crazy massive, but I do want chapters to be somewhere between 5 and 10K words, sometimes longer if I feel like it.

Spoilers!
Considering that I have 0 followers at the time of writing, I will drop some hints right now. Three will be plenty I think.
Oh and just for future reference, I am going to follow the hint structure below when dropping hints.

Structure: Something Vague, Something Sad, Something Awesome

1) Deadmare [. (Speculate on that!)
2) Spike WILL die.
3) Discord: Still likes chocolate milk coated glasses to drink. (Yay!)

Anyway, that's all for now, so I hope it gets some people interested.
And yes, I know I make this face too much but I can't help it. :3

I wonder if anyone will ever read this? :'(

Haha, so I just did a word count on this post and it is over four hundred words.

Anyway,
(Suddenly poetry apparantly...)

Best of luck on the paths you tread,
I pray your burden be not of lead.
Follow your heart with the lightest of feet,
And love everybody that you meet.
A spreading of joy will be your wake,
As life becomes yours, your path you make.
~~ Written by me, literally as I wrote this post. (Zaptross, 2013)