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Avenging-Hobbits


A nerd who thought it would be cool to, with the help of a few equally insane buddies adapt the entire Marvel Universe (with some DC Comics thrown in for kicks) with My Little Pony...wish me luck

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Aug
24th
2013

New ponies for Harmony's Warriors: The Slightly-Unsable Genius of CliffRobotnik: · 6:10pm Aug 24th, 2013

Okay, so the wonderfully insane CliffRobotnik has come up with several awesome origins as of late, and I shall now present them to you, with his original text:


Bullseye's Origin:

You already have a character Semi-Cast thats fully capable of also being Bullseye...

Do i Really need to say More?
Hawkeye and Bullseye are Very similar in Skillsets, but with very different Morals.

Heres my Idea, after the... Glowstick of Death fiasco, Pinkie has a Renewed fear in her other side, and actively seeks to Cure herself....

Enter Cupcake.

After a Long series of Begs and Pleads, Cupcake finally agree's to put a Psychic Block on The Other Pinkie....
At first, this seems to work, but the truth is far more sinister.... Other Pinkie is Incredibly Devious, and actually flee's into Cupcakes mind through the Connection, and Hides in her subconscious, causing minor Nightmares when cupcakes sleeps... until a point where Cupcakes mental faculties weaken, and Pinkie2 hijacks a Brainwave, and ends up attaching to some Random Mare nearby, and slowly begins to Overwrite her, until she fully takes over, and takes the name "Bullseye" as a Mock at Pinkie's codename, "Hawkeye".

This can lead to a One-shot called "Eye for an Eye" where they Fight, and Ultimately, Pinkie2 is put back where she belongs, freeing this poor, random Mare....

Lemme find someone it can be real quick....

Lets say Millie here

I think she'd look wicked with her hair combed down Ala Pinkamina

And then I said:

I will say that I do wish we can use Bullseye more in the future. Maybe the influence of Pinkamenia was so bad that poor old WhatsHerFace (that pony you showed me), is perminately made a villain?

And then he said:

Well, after your Overwritten by a Psycho, who jams all its Skills, knowledge, and trains your Body for a.. lets say about a year, before making it's move...

I don't think you can really recover from shit like that, too much of her original personality was permanently overwritten, and remnants and Memories of Dark Pinkie fill in the Gaps once she is released from the straight-haired Psycho....


Mare Bat

Not sure.. but did i suggest Casting Nursery Rhyme

As the second(Female) Man-Bat(Mare-Bat?) yet?

I should probably cast her Mother(the Original Mare-Bat), too...

Ah, Nurse Coldheart here maybe?

A Researcher in a subsidiary of your version of the Wayne corperation who, despite her name, is a loving Mother, and sincere researcher, researching Bats and there Echo-location abilities to try and devise a Method for the Blind to see through Hearing....

Partially because her daughter, Nursery Rhyme, was born Hard of Hearing.

yes another Mother-Daughter relationship, Moms do Craaazy shit for there Kids, don't them?:pinkiecrazy:
However, one of the Chairs in charge of this Subsidiary threatens to cut her funding if she does not get results in a Weak, so she starts... cutting corners....

....Enter Banner Wings biggest freaking Fuckup ever. :pinkiecrazy:

She, through means I am leaving Vague, acquires a sample of some version of the Super Soldier Serum, thats seems to just keep being spread, and diluted, and Made worse... And uses it as a base for her own Serum, and lacking time to acquire a test subject, does the surprisingly Common acts of Self-Testing.

At first it doesn't seem o work.. but then she starts blacking out and waking up in odd places with her labcoat torn, and the news Reports ponies being attacked, and bitten, by a seemingly Vampyric creature...

Asides from Batcolt, then also gets Berry Punch's attention.... I am combining aspects of Man-Bat with a little of Michael Morbius, if you didn't notice.

Anyway, eventually, she is fought, and cured, because batman is really Good by now at creating Anti-Mutagens for this kind of thing.

Anyway, Bruce Mane takes direct control of the subsidiary, and to help the Self-victimized Coldheart get back on her feat, he begins funding her Research... as it was to a good cause, before poor, greedy management cause dher to Act in Desperation...

First off she stops using Vampire bat subjects, as seeing how BADLY her experiment could backfire, she switches to herbivorous Bat species, specifically nocturnal Fruit bats.

However, eventually she finds a alternate route that does not use the Defunct SS-Serum, and goes to carefulyl dispose of her experiments in the company Incinerator properly in a calm, organized manner, as per Policy.
Then her Daughter rams into her in the hall(it's bring your Daughter to work day, and she was playing Tag with the other scientists kids, as they aren't allowed in the labs....yeah.), causing the Second batch of the Formula to fall on the ground and shatter... being ever the Sweetheart, Rhyme does to help her clean up, and cuts her hoof on the glass.

A few months Later, Mare-Bat appears again, attacking fruit shipments and making huge messes.
Immediately, Coldheart believes she is becoming the Mare-Bat again, and tries to cure herself, unable to even stop and CONSIDER that it could be her Daughter....

In the End, Batcolt plays detective and figures out who it is, in part by the Mare-Bats smaller size(which makes it 3 times as Fast as the Previous Mare-Bat), and its Change it Diet, he Determines to locate and sure Nursery Rhyme...

..However, unlike her Mother, she's been Aflicted for a few Months, and it was a slow, steady Infection, and has saturated her young Body to thoroughly to fully cure, but Batman is able to... Stabilize the filly, and give her the chance to try and control her... condition.

Currently, i am thinking she Learns from Iron Fist how to control her Mind, Body and Spirit, in order to Control the Transformation, as Unlike others(like Flutterhulk) her other side is Purely Instinct, and can be "Tamed"....

Yeah i just now realized how Coldhearts research mirrored Cheerilee's, that two completely unconnected scientists found the same Path, could mean there actually IS something there that can be used Medically...

ANyway, I am thinking, after she Masters her ability to Shift from Filly to Giant Bat, she joins up with the..Youngest seeming of the Superkids groups, the Power Pack, and adds another Ultra-Cute Filly to there Team, much to the bratty boys disgust.


Candy Mane/Falcon:

Candy Mane

Not Only do her Looks stand out, but Her Flank is Blank...

I do not know JACK about the Falcon outside of his appearances in Avengers:Earths Mightiest Heroes, so i am going to be making her origin idea from Scratch.

She is a Adult Mare who Never Got her Cutie-Mark, because her Destiny, her special Talent, and indeed, the thing that Captivated her more then anything else, was Impossible for her, as She was a Earth Pony...

Flight.

SO, The closest she can get, is Flying Airships, Blimps, and Zeppelin's, which she does well enough...

And then she hears about Iron Mare, And Rarity's reveal That she is Iron Mare, and begins saving up her Money, and eventually makes her way to Rarity's home, and Begs her, Saying that she will Pay her if she has to, that Rarity has to make her Wings, so she can Fly...

Rarity looks into her Eyes, the sincerity in them, Like a Child who is told they'll never be able to Walk again...
Rarity Agree's, and builds her the Suit, not very armored, but built for Speed and Agility.... While testing them out, she saves some Kids falling off of a Airship, nearly getting ehrself wrecked in the process....

Basically, she and Rarity become pretty close Buds, and eventually Rarity gives her Flight Suit combat upgrades, allowing her to Join Rarity's Entourage of Suit'd Crime Fighters, Until she departs to help other Ponies...

During the Rescue of the Kids, she actually Earns her cutie Mark, Which is a Red Bird flying over a Sun with speed lines behind it.:pinkiehappy:

Basically, a "Earn your cutie-Mark" Story, with a Full grown Mare, Who's Special Talent was that of a Winged Hero.

Thats right, a Superhero Cutie-Mark.

now -THATS- a Fucking Destiny!:pinkiecrazy:


Wild Flower/Green Lantern:

Meet Wild Flower in her Rookie Uniform:

A Cadet at the Wonderbolts Academy... Which you can pretty Easily make a Elite Air core of the Equestrian Military!

Why she isn't the Bravest of the Cadets, per se, alot can be said by the fact she does not Back out....

And unlike 90% of the other characters, she does not have any tragic Backstory or a awful family relationship, she's just a young mare who is Eager to help Ponies, even if it Scares her, a Pure and Noble Soul by default, Able to Endure things that terrify her so that she may become strong enough to Help the Innocent...

Willing to do whatever it takes to defend the Ponies of Equestria, and a determined heart.... This is why The Ring chooses her as it's previous user Parishes.

She has been, out of nowhere, granted one of the most Powerful Powers in both the Marvel and DC universes, a Power easily Abused....

Plus you get to have a character who is terrified of being a Superhero, and of the Power She wields, but refuses to give it up, as she was chosen to become the protector of the entire Planet, and she would never be able to look at herself in the mirror if she passed on this responsibility.

Plus?

She's freaking adorable!


ARE THESE NOT ALL AWESOME?!

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Comments ( 17 )

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The thing that pains me the most is that it's going to be a very long time until we finally see any of them in action.
Curse you, time!

1305867 The insanity helps time pass quicker for me. :pinkiecrazy:

1305886 Dang it...
I'll guess I'll freeze myself until then.
Wake me up when he's already wrapped up most of his universe.
...
Or Season 4 starts, whatever happens first.
:eeyup:

1305924 sorry, gave Mr.Freeze my Ice-gun.:pinkiegasp:

1305924 Oh trust me, Season 4 is going to start before I even wrap up Phase One.

..I just realised that Millie looks Joyous i picked her for the Role, with her hoof at her chest like.. "ME? Really!?:pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:"


:pinkiecrazy:

1305928 Then I guess we know what needs to be done.
*cracks whip*
:pinkiecrazy:

1305934 hey, those are mine! :flutterrage:
*takes his whip and :pinkiecrazy: back*

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

CRITCAL AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD!

WARNING! WARNING! WARN-
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1306105 and they said i was Crazy for bringing a Umbrella out ona sunny Day! :pinkiecrazy:

1306156 hey, Direct the praise at Avenging Hobbits, not me, he's the one who's actually gonna WRITE this Awesome-sauce.:pinkiehappy:

I just do Ideas, i can't write for Crap.:pinkiecrazy:

1306496 Okay...YOU BOTH AMAZE ME.

Very cool. I will note that the comics Falcon usually hangs out with Captain America, but since his wings are Stark tech (now Belle tech) having him...er, her hang out with Iron Mare makes sense too.

What if the mare who puts the Psychic block on Pinkie is the one who gets turned into Bullseye?

Mare Bat: Created because of Fluttershy's dad.
Flutterbat.
Since this was written before that episode was aired, that makes you guys so much more awesome.
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