The things I think about at 1am

Why the fuck is fast food ketchup called 'fancy ketchup'

there is literally nothing fancy about a small packet that you got with processed food that you end up tearing open with your teeth like a goddamned caveman because using your hands NEVER WORKS and then it squirts EVERYWHERE

Yeah, I'm lookin at you.

I think it was named 'fancy ketchup' ironically

my headcanon is that ketchup execs are all hipsters

Comments

[EricKilla]

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Best fancy ketchup.

[MidnightDancer]

1292651 truth

[Skeeter The Lurker]

Pffft.

I like that. I truly do.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Art Inspired]

Twilight Sparkle opens fancy ketchup horribly sexually.

[MidnightDancer]

1292662 I'm writing this

[EricKilla]

Also, you quite literally DID think about this at EXACTLY 1 AM.

[Vic Viper]

this is definetely what I think about at 1:30 in the morning

[asmcint]

1292651
WHATABURGEER!!! We're not gonna starve, but we're gonna pay out the ass, ears, and nose for sub-par food!!!

[EricKilla]

1293048
>Whataburger
>Subpar

Like dude, Whataburger is best fast food chain.

[asmcint]

1293123
Bitch please. Try Braum's and THEN come back. Unless you don't have Braum's at your location, in which case I feel sorry for you. Their burgers are excellent and their ice cream is the best shit EVER.

[Timber the wood pony]

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[MidnightDancer]

1293174 Bitch, please. I've been all over this wide world.

Whataburger is superior.

[asmcint]

1293315
I have had Whataburger. It's really too expensive for what it is. With Braum's I can get my money's worth in well-made burgers and heavenly ice cream. With Whataburger, I'm getting stuff that barely tops McDonald's or Burger King, and is on par with Wendy's on a good day.

[MidnightDancer]

1293320 Pfft, that's cos you have no taste :p Braum's is good JUST for ice cream. Fuck their burgers tbh

[asmcint]

1293321
Clearly you haven't had a third-pound bacon cheeseburger from there. Most delicious potential coronary I have ever eaten.

[jamlamin]

Two places, local to Las Pegasus and the Southwest US region: In-N-Out and smashburger. I will cut somepony behind some smashburger, and In-N-Out's burgers are good but their fries taste like cardboard, imo. Plus, I want to meet the person that can actually finish an Animal Style 100 by 100.